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That’s a bug plus.

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We've never gotten over losing that one. Toledo is our own little slice of the DMZ.

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Tell me about it!signed: Flori-duh

Yes, the man with the angry ferret stapled to his head, told his fans not to vote...which, I hope, they have internalized.

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Memorize? I rest my case.

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I thought, "This was a humiliating experience", was Melania's line.

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I'd be cautious of those claims that the white wingers won't vote if The Weasel Headed One won't get their way - it seems like another white wing trick to depress voter turnout

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Palin had/has her talking points on shuffle.

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Documentarian Kilgore Trout reported on an alien race who communicated by tap dancing and farting.

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Howard Cossell?

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Way-ell, Soo-prahs, soo-prahs !!!

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YEAH. I saw it. It was my story. Except I didn't get the girl in the end and my Bookie wasn't as handsome as Mickey Rourke. Buffalo was also in the super bowl 4 years and I was down 20 large.

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"Lessons learned hardest are learned best".

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If I were any stupider I'd eat one.

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Wow...you're very good at that.

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Stop that! LMAO (honestly, don't. I love it. Keep going)

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