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The Wanderer's avatar

(Reporter): "Mr. President, what do you think of the US team's chances in the World Cup?"

(The Homunculus): "I think we'll beat all of them if we're allowed to carry the ball. We have some really fast guys."

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Candace!

"MAGA defector caught secretly joining forum tied to Russian spy recruitment"

https://bsky.app/profile/rawstory.com/post/3mndkoocunv27

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That sounds dangerous for a Black woman in America.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Why is she bothering to hide what everyone already knows?

cmd Human Scum's avatar

That is even more pathetic than usual.

UNLESS, it is a sneaky trick to pretend he doesn't give a shit so he can CATCH THEM OFF GUARD and then there will be a WONDERFUL DEAL.

The Wanderer's avatar

He's not that smart. He's like a lost lamb in an abbatoir in the field of international diplomacy.

Shocktreatment's avatar

This asshole again?

𝗗𝗢𝗝 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗵𝗶

"I'm going to be there for the State of Union in the gallery, guys," Santos said in a video he posted to X a day before the president's remarks.

At the time, traders on the prediction market site Kalshi were placing millions of dollars worth of bets on who would attend. Santos' video confirming his presence sent odds soaring. But he didn't show up...

What Santos didn't say was that he had already placed bets on Kalshi that he was not going to appear at the State of the Union address, according to three people with direct knowledge of his trades who were not authorized to speak publicly. They say Santos misled the public and turned a profit based on that deception in the tens of thousands of dollars...

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/02/nx-s1-5843371/george-santos-kalshi-insider-trading-investigation

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Maybe he thought Piggy’s pardon covered future crimes?

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I prefer Man of La Mancha to this particular tilting at windmills.

https://youtu.be/cxbjFjsxUPo?si=1vnOENv_GqAFjgl-

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

MAGAts freak out after a filing makes official what everybody else has know for a VERY long time: Michael "Mischa" Flynn is a Russian agent.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/maga-freaks-out-at-ex-trump-official-after-he-registers-as-a-foreign-agent/ar-AA24FxhZ?ocid=BingNewsSerp

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Duh. I thought Trump pardoned him for lying about being a Russian agent.

tek's avatar

RUSSIA HOAX!!!1!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

More people dying as unpopular President asks unpopular President for a favor.

In this case, President Ruto of Kenya has decided to allow the US to open an Ebola treatment facility at a Kenyan airbase.

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𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗱 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝘆𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗨𝗦 𝗘𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻

The US plan to establish an Ebola treatment facility in Kenya has sparked public concern about cross-border infection risks.

The 50-bed isolation centre is to be staffed by US medics and is intended to treat US citizens affected by the current outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgz7zny3pzo

Baconzgood's avatar

"What does that mean they are moving?"

To be honest, and I believe we all understand and it is self evident ,"What does that mean they are moving?"

The answer is simple "THEY ARE MOVING! They were there before and now they aren't there"

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Tanking, but no one will say that to Trump's face.

Cincinnatus's avatar

The Justice Department is reportedly investigating George Santos for possible insider trading on prediction market app Kalshi, sources told NPR. The former New York representative is reportedly accused of placing a bet on whether he would attend President Donald Trump's February State of the Union address.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

That dumbass can't even crime right.

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Ex-FBI officials launch support group for current bureau staff.

I think it's going to take at least 10 years to rebuild the government that Trump destroyed. Where's AMERICA's support group, hnnnnggh?

Shocktreatment's avatar

I rely on my vices to carry me through...

blueicebank's avatar

In MAJOR news ...

"Microsoft’s new quantum computer chip has a fundamental problem"

Microsoft claimed today that it has improved its quantum technology by an extraordinary factor. Outside experts say it doesn’t even work and never has.

The company has named its latest quantum chip Majorana 2, for the theoretical quasiparticle it aims to use as the basis for a new “topological” approach to quantum computing. ...

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/microsofts-upgraded-majorana-quantum-computing-chip-fizzles-with-physicists/

NOT to be confused with the herb marjoram, which seems to have a cult following. Go ahead, check it out. Google "uses for marjoram." Even AI is a cult member, because if you look at its sourcing about how bitchin' is marjoram, it cites a Reddit post, and site called Food 52 [cue scary X-Files tune]. Also, the comments therein and one other source (before I got sick of the adulation) bags on Oregano as being a poor substitute for Marjoram. Really, dissing oregano??? Well, the Coca-Cola Company is going to hear about this.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"Well, you see, it wasn't AI that failed and caused the market crash, it was everyone realizing that quantum computing was just a way to sell a box of old pinball machine parts to stupid Venture Capitalists."

"Shut up and pass me another sparrow for this curtain rod."

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Sounds like a pretty big dill to me.

tek's avatar

𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑠.

well, to be fair, this is Microsoft's stock and trade...

Georgiaburning's avatar

You will need to wait for Majorana 3.1

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Clippy has entered the chat.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

LOL!

"L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by one of his staffers."

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mnda67h6qc2n

R. Riddle's avatar

This kind of fantasy photo manipulation can be a kind of gender affirming care.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Is there an actual advantage to looking like a steroids junky?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Yes, I always wanted to be a balloon animal when I grew up."

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Oh, dear Lord. Guess he's not manly enough as is? Good. I hope whoever the Dem is (Abdul, please) wipes the floor with him.

gallbladder's avatar

AI slop:

Utterly.

Fucking.

Predictable.

tek's avatar

hahahahaha

Mysterysurf's avatar

Saxophonist and clarinetist Del Simmons was born on this day in 1923. Del played with both Guy Lombardo and Captain Beefheart and that has to be good for something. Here's the Del Simmons Four playing "Parker's Bolero":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzgfXU5V7Q

Here's Del with Captain Beefheart blazing through "Sweet Georgia Brown" in 1974:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nZnrMbxcQ

devourerofpancakes's avatar

You're a treasure, Mysterysurf.

gallbladder's avatar

[snaps fingers to rendition of "Sweet Georgia Brown"]

Nancy Naive's avatar

He’s got his ballroom in Speedos.

(Apologies for the image)

"M"'s avatar

I ... think we are going to need a little more than an apology for that, Nancy

gallbladder's avatar

Full recantations may be necessary.

gallbladder's avatar

At least you didn't mention the leopard skin print.

Prometheus59650's avatar

The animal rescue that lets its volunteers spend the night with the animals.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y57sVYTSWNY