We could retire the national debt if we charged $10 a person to take a sledge and get in a few whacks at any of his monstrosities. Or a crowbar to the gold "decorations."
No. Just NO. He should have no memorial anywhere, let alone adjacent to the White House. The entire building and grounds will have to be fumigated and smudged as it is.
I suggest a worthy memorial to the shithead is a urinal in a building that serves the homeless in Minneapolis. Just a small plaque that marks the aiming point.
HE'LL BE GONE SUDDENLY, AND IS ALREADY BEING PRE-FORGOTTEN
"Trump’s Name Is Disappearing From More Than Just the Kennedy Center
Lawyers are ordering staff to remove Trump from email signatures, letterhead, webpages, brochures, promotional materials, press releases, signs, and more. -- The Atlantic
This shit isn’t going to get finished before he leaves office. Come January 2029, there will still be a giant pit where the East Wing used to be. Maybe work will start on the Arc de Taco, but it won’t be nearly finished. The Reflecting Pool will be on its third or fourth attempt to apply a sealant that actually works. Between the kickbacks and the inflated budgets, all the work will be shoddy and incomplete.
It’s like the movie The Money Pit where for months, they kept telling Tom Hanks all the work would be done in two weeks.
Not that it matters to Pedo47 because he clearly believes he’s going to stay in the White House until they carry him out in a pine box.
A gold painted pine box.
As for the bounce castle, I believe it’s actually a rental, so the people who actually own it might have something to say about whether it stays there permanently.
Now we just have to worry about him ordering the Park Service to chisel Washington’s face on Mount Rushmore until it looks like his so everyone will know that he’s America’s real daddy.
Trump habitually inserts words like "perhaps" and "maybe," and phrases like "... to a lot of people," in his statements because he thinks it will shield him from accusations of lying. But, of course, he's wrong.
He doesnt lie, he exaggerates. Like the Time Share Condo guy who takes you out to a field in Arkansas with string and platte stakes and says “one day, all this will be beautiful luxury condos with a 18 hole championship golf course, called…WHITEWATER!”
Stop the wheel repeatedly when a random car is 20 feet off the ground so that we grateful peasants may fling vegetables and fruit at its wealthy occupants.
But Marco Rubio is offended by the unseriousness of asking about his shoes. Jeebus, I hate that guy. Every cabinet member follows the same script with Congress. Treat them with disdain. Don't answer their questions. Attack members.
Serious man drinks water. Serious man pals around with daddy figures. Serious man protects his criminal companions, in Florida and Washington. Such a legacy.
Look out, Paris. We're gonna have the Arc d'Trump, and then maybe the Awful Tower.
I’d love to see him work out in that cage
While that would be very entertaining, I'd love to see him in die in one.
What words are left to describe this horrible timeline? Illucid? Infantile?
Wow, there’s shit coming out about “progressive” Maine candidate Graham Platner that makes the Nazi tattoo look mild. Damn.
Nothing Trump has, or will do is permanent, we will undo everything a week after he leaves office.
We could retire the national debt if we charged $10 a person to take a sledge and get in a few whacks at any of his monstrosities. Or a crowbar to the gold "decorations."
Shut up, Fatty!
Only if he's willing to be buried under it to make it his memorial. Whether he's dead or not is irrelevant.
No. Just NO. He should have no memorial anywhere, let alone adjacent to the White House. The entire building and grounds will have to be fumigated and smudged as it is.
I suggest a worthy memorial to the shithead is a urinal in a building that serves the homeless in Minneapolis. Just a small plaque that marks the aiming point.
Can't argue with THAT idea.
HE'LL BE GONE SUDDENLY, AND IS ALREADY BEING PRE-FORGOTTEN
"Trump’s Name Is Disappearing From More Than Just the Kennedy Center
Lawyers are ordering staff to remove Trump from email signatures, letterhead, webpages, brochures, promotional materials, press releases, signs, and more. -- The Atlantic
Womp womp.
Failure, shame, disgrace. It's the story of that little man-child's sad life.
This shit isn’t going to get finished before he leaves office. Come January 2029, there will still be a giant pit where the East Wing used to be. Maybe work will start on the Arc de Taco, but it won’t be nearly finished. The Reflecting Pool will be on its third or fourth attempt to apply a sealant that actually works. Between the kickbacks and the inflated budgets, all the work will be shoddy and incomplete.
It’s like the movie The Money Pit where for months, they kept telling Tom Hanks all the work would be done in two weeks.
Not that it matters to Pedo47 because he clearly believes he’s going to stay in the White House until they carry him out in a pine box.
A gold painted pine box.
As for the bounce castle, I believe it’s actually a rental, so the people who actually own it might have something to say about whether it stays there permanently.
Now we just have to worry about him ordering the Park Service to chisel Washington’s face on Mount Rushmore until it looks like his so everyone will know that he’s America’s real daddy.
I'll cry 86 tears.
We need to chisel Elvis on Mount Rushmore. Trump cant say no to Elvis! (or the Fonz)
Elvis is bigger than Jesus Christ. Sorry Donald. you dont belong in the big leagues.
Iggy or no one.
James Dean? Dying young was the best career move he ever made!
(I go with Iggy as well!)
“We’re building something in front of the White House that’s quite attractive to a lot of people,”
Oh, really?
Attractive to anyone who doesn't want to bring up the Trump-Epstein files and the criminality they suggest.
Trump habitually inserts words like "perhaps" and "maybe," and phrases like "... to a lot of people," in his statements because he thinks it will shield him from accusations of lying. But, of course, he's wrong.
THE NOW CLASSIC LINE in which his denial technique points inward:
"Not everybody loves me... maybe."
He doesnt lie, he exaggerates. Like the Time Share Condo guy who takes you out to a field in Arkansas with string and platte stakes and says “one day, all this will be beautiful luxury condos with a 18 hole championship golf course, called…WHITEWATER!”
"Many people are saying..."
Maybe he should build a fuckin’ Ferris wheel, charge his donors $10,000 to ride it
Stop the wheel repeatedly when a random car is 20 feet off the ground so that we grateful peasants may fling vegetables and fruit at its wealthy occupants.
SIMULTANEOUS!
1. Senate Republicans vote to block motion to ban Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund
2. Acting attorney general Todd Blanche told lawmakers earlier this week that DOJ was ‘not moving forward with the fund’
It will be back, just like Jason and Freddie Krueger and SAW.
We should sell tickets to the demolition of these monstrosities
please, I want one. Can we give them away on Sabado Gigante! (Trumpet blast!)
Is there a term -- a bona fide medical term -- for the skull cavity filling with digestive fluids?
Hydo cephalus
And the cure is Pepcid, one shoved in each ear?
RFK Jr says so. Of course powdered possum pouch works better, but not everyone has access to quality road kill.
But Marco Rubio is offended by the unseriousness of asking about his shoes. Jeebus, I hate that guy. Every cabinet member follows the same script with Congress. Treat them with disdain. Don't answer their questions. Attack members.
Serious man drinks water. Serious man pals around with daddy figures. Serious man protects his criminal companions, in Florida and Washington. Such a legacy.
Can't even walk a mile in 'em.