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El Presidente is writing the Democrats' campaign ads for them.

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Global warming releasing unknown pathogens from thawing permafrost.... Insect carriers moving north....

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I don't know what is harder to believe, that President Halfwit knew that the Coronavirus was a pandemic two months ago or that he knew what the word pandemic meant 2 months ago

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There is this, also:https://ncov2019.live/dataIt's generated by a kid (high schooler with smarts) on Mercer Island, WA. He started it in December. It scraped all the official health departments of all the countries--it updates every few seconds, and as you say, China only updates once a day.I am stunned every morning when I look at it, and see the changes (eg. 8,865 in the US today, right now, yesterday morning the total for the US was 5,000).

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Stop insulting halfwits by comparing them to tRump!

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when the hell did it become the Chinese virus? what idjit thought that one up.... oh wait, sorry.

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The Earth is doing what she can to rid herself of destructive vermin - human beings. There will be more diseases, volcanic eruptions, floods, earthquakes etc.

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He thought 'pandemic' had something to do with 'pandering', a good thing, one of his more useful tools.

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The PeeResident can make a statement and deny that he made that very statement, all in one compound sentence. Wasn't it said that he has a smallish attention span with a Newt-sized head on it?

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yeah, oops.

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If not, it should be.

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"…and I'm a business person." I guess that's technically true, the same way Homer Simpson is a nuclear safety inspector.

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But, I want a president I can have a beer with, not some highfalutin elite!

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Sez you.

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You think the planet speaks English? Well okay then...

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