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The Donald is the secret lovechild of a 3way between Archie Bunker, Carrottop and Peter Griffin

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Oh I just cannot wait until this petulant, precious dingleberry wins the Republican nomination. We are soooo fucked unless everyone with half a brain votes.

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What they are supposed to do: the next reporter called on should re-ask the same question.

The RWAC owned media only hires on the basis of the RWAC opinions of the supposed "reporters". There is very little journalism in 'Merka today.

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I cant wait for his first State of The Union Address

"Have you seen my ratings"?

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"-then gesturing to a security dude, with his lips, in some sort of atavistic throwback to his simian ancestors."

Thanks for that laugh.

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Perry. DeadChristi. DeadGraham. Fancy!Bush. Kicking and screaming.Rubio. Beat fucking red.Fiorina. Still butt ugly.Carson. My brother.who are the other ones?

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Twenny bucks, faddah, same as downtown.

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STOLED

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Probably meant Ramos was on the rag.

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While we focus on the trainwreck called Donald Trump's campaign, let's not forget that you'd need an electron microscope to discern any difference between the policy positions of any of the 17 current Republican candidates. None of them are calling Trump out for being completely wrong with his policies. They are complaining about the divisiveness of the language he uses to espouse those policies.

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I read somewhere years ago (no idea where now) that erecting a barrier to keep the "other" out was one of the classic signs of a civilization in decline.

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Ooh, baby. Harder. Faster.

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To be fair, they also gave us John Candy, Catherine O'Hara, Leslie Nielsen, Dan Akroyd, Phil Hartman, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, Tommy Chong, Dave Thomas, Samantha Bee, etc.

That's got to count for something..

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The primary system is relatively new. Harry Truman accepted the position of VP in a phone call from FDR while sitting on a bed in a hotel room reserved by the Democratic Party for the convention.

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You want to be scared? Bill Kristol is freaked by Trump's popularity and what it means for the Republican Party, and Bill Kristol is WRONG about everything.

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This is very unfair to Tribbles. Some of us happen to have Tribble surnames. And there is no way a Tribble would stay on Trump's head for a nanosecond.

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