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Oh good god. Donald Trump: Shut the fuck up and do it. Squeeze N*gger! pull that trigger. I'm begging you for a shutdown. That will only piss off everyone who works in government- and anyone who wants to visit a national park- and so on, and so on. I say bring it. if the republicans want to play suicide in the middle of an election year I'm all in favor. if the democrats are wise they won't allow republicans to reopen the government until we retake congress.

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Definitely

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This is why I have little dogs. They'll pull these antics, too, but the poops are smaller.

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Like Aussies are any better to the refugees coming to their shores.

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I believe that _more_ than half of US voters have below-average intelligence ....

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There's a very simple reason - the good ol' U S of A decided, in its deluded "wisdom," to elect a complete moron to the highest office in the land. From this exalted position, through accidents of history, he is in a position to royally stuff the rest of the world, from heating the planet the good ol' fashioned global warming way, through to superheating the planet by hitting the red button when he meant to hit the Big Mac Emergency button.

As we can't vote in the good ol' U S of A and do our bit to remove this POSOTUS, we are reduced to rude comments and insults.

Sincerely,Another Creep Australian

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Well the fact that you Americans are fucking things up royally for yourselves and everyone is welcome to come and point and laugh at you and your politics.

Because hey, in your own words, it's a free country. That applies for foreigners too, unless you're a Trumpian who believes the Constitution only applies to Americans and others have no rights whatsoever.

Plus, haven't you guys been interfering mightily in the politics of other countries too? I hear Iraq has got something to say about that, and you guys did it with troops too, which is more than some anonymous Australian poster ever did.

Meanwhile another country, Russia, is also interfering in your politics as we speak.

But we don't really hear about that as much from you guys eh?

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I stand corrected!

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6 years. The first two years of Obama's administration was the most productive in Congress's history, including the passage of PPACA, or Obamacare as it is more commonly known as, among other legislative acts. It was 2010 that heralded the "Tea Party" wave. Every Tea Party politician who ran for the first time in 2012 (two years later) lost, except Ted Cruz, because everyone knew they were just voting in Republicans by another name.

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Wait a minute. A smart, articulate, humane person actually running for the Senate in . . . TEXAS? Well shut my mouth.

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Again, I wonder- have the Strumpet's minders/handlers/enablers/babysitters protected him from the fact that the freakish PeeResidential peepee had its fifteen minutes of front-page fame? (And that's what- about two minutes per centimeter?)

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I couldn't agree more.

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Climate change is prompting wild critters to move north. We Youessians can't be too far behind. We'll just treat the natives- Canadonians, I think they call themselves- as inconvenient aboriginals. On the plus side, Siberia will thaw and become the world's new breadbasket! Be glad for Vlad.

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Wasn't someone doing that, reading Trump tweets in the Joker's voice or something? Need more of that.

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The back end, slightly below the tail of total destruction. Seriously, don't try to set a wine glass, lowball, or anything you treasure, down on the coffee table if he's in the room. It WILL be swept to the floor.

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I try to please.

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