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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Thanks for reminding us. We must not forget that, basically, we are dealing with Prezinit Meth Tweaker here. Adderall is a mixture of amphetamine salts which are very similar to methamphetamine ("Meth" is just N-methyl-amphetamine; amphetamine with one of the hydrogen atoms on the nitrogen atom replaced by a methyl group).

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phoenix00's avatar

What did Shirley Bassey say? Is this another case of history repeating?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Throw him to...THE SHEEP!

(Does anyone else remember The Goodies?)

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I wonder if Fabrizio's polling considers the Russian fuckery that Drumpf has been calling for.

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On Fifth Avenue, no less...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Trying to win reelection, when he never wanted to win the first time, is some "Producer's" level insanity. I suspect that he's trying to stay in the White House so he can hide out from everyone who wants to put him on trial.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Avoiding AIDS was his personal Vietnam, and getting crabs was his Falklands War.

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Why would Drumpf want to stop the Russian meddling? He's counting on it to keep him in the White House so he won't be put on trial.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Yeah, but the Barr summary of the Mueller report was more favorable. Complete and utter bullshit, as it turned out, but more favorable.

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mailman27's avatar

"I know NOTHING!!!!

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Hmm...allow me to clarify...

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mailman27's avatar

Mitch McConnell= The Gravedigger of Democracy. That is not hyperbole. This is NO bullshit.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

You don't know for certain that Brad has an actual dick.

IS one? Sure. Has one? Not proven.

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Aileen's avatar

Agreed he thinks he can't be touched by the law while he's President. Which... didn't we fight a war so we wouldn't be ruled by someone above the law?

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

But but but Eisenhauer! Wait, exception for generals who win wars?

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David Brown's avatar

Military service could be counted, and Ike's effective role was quite political. Ben Carson would be the tricky question, esp since he was arguably ahead of Drumpf for a while. At least he had a degree and a record of public service.

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