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Ill-Advised's avatar

"Hoarders Wept."

Most perfect sentence since Jesus.

*dies laughing*

*corpse smiles*

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Bob's avatar

Yes ur country is goosed

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. What a fucking mess! I'm a terrible housekeeper, but that's just beyond the pale. And who in that household plays stringed instruments?

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I know. It makes me feel akin to Martha Stewart or something. I would at least have kept the classified stuff and NDI better; you never know when a customer might call, and you'd hate to find out the focus of their desire was wrinkled or torn or had diet coke spilled on it or maybe you couldn't even find it.

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Inforia's avatar

In Dark Towers: Deutsche Bank, Donald Trump and an Epic Trail of Destruction, finance editor of the New York Times David Enrich described how Justin Kennedy was “drawn to Trump’s risk-taking and glamour” while he was shepherding lucrative loans to Trump’s private businesses, even after the bank’s clients took massive losses when Trump’s Atlantic City casinos went bankrupt. After Trump’s election, the family reportedly set their sights on persuading Justice Kennedy to step down so the president could appoint a second justice to the bench.

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BlueSpot's avatar

How long before we see Donald Trump on Hoarders?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

AHHHHHH so this explains the entire they were going through her underwear bullshit

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

And, it seems credible that there's more in Ivana's coffin than just her ashes. Pretty convenient how she "fell down the stairs" at that particular time; and is buried on the private property of TFG.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The fucker took them to make bank on, and I hope our intelligence community is operating on the assumption that every intelligence agency of every country in the world, even the shithole countries, knows every single one of our secrets now.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Grab ‘em by the box. When you’re famous, they let you do it.

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Catnmus's avatar

Thank you Marcie. I was hooked on Trump Inc podcast from day 1 and lament its supposed demise. It should have changed hearts and minds back in 2017, 2018 etc. But I just ordered Dark Towers from my library Libby app (and I don't read much non-fiction). I'm looking forward to screaming.

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Revenant's avatar

Thet boy (spit) jest ain't right

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Zen Gali's avatar

I know I'm getting stuck on the wrong thing, but why does this guy have a guitar?

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Nemo's avatar

Too bad the Maysles brothers have passed away. Maybe someone else can produce "Beige Basements" about the storage rooms in the trash palace.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, there is a Big Donnie and a Little Donnie…

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tehbaddr's avatar

Coen brothers?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is Vegas buffet libelz.

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tehbaddr's avatar

To be fair, he gets more action out of those docs, and I'm NOT shaming Melons here!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

manila folders are notoriously kinky.

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Revenant's avatar

1. He doesn't have to pay them

2. They won't talk

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

the save America hats and the diet coke bottles are a nice touch

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tehbaddr's avatar

And look at that bizarre fan tchotchke plaque thing! WTF is going on in that?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

looks like something you would expect to see in an old Monty Python animation.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

"Paging John Cleese to the white courtesy phone."

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