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You moonlight as a Russian pee hooker ONE TIME...

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That's my thought and prayer! (Give my regards to Robert, I'm a fan.)

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Guessing that Devin is angling for a method to get some folks' testimony immunized, protecting them from prosecution. Probably hold his own shadow hearings to do it, and allow certain folks to skate much like in Iran-Contra.

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That's my opinion, too, but I am not sure it is the DNC's.... But by forcing competition in every district, we'd also be reducing the amount of money they could spent in any one district....

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Aside from the shit, it sounds like GULAG!!!!

Count me in.

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The thing I don't get about punchable faces is why have none of the real capitalist folks like Koch Industries figured out how to monetize that? They could make a fortune selling punches to punchably punchworthy faces (and the Pay Per View event too) yet that has never been explored.

I guess it must be that the money-hoarders like the Kochs respect peoples' dignity too much to do something like that.

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I was lucky enough that my hair wouldn't do that. My barber counted 12 cowlicks. Once it reaches 10 or so inches they go away. Not a very flattering spike

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"My refractory period," if he actually knew those words.

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I like when they spell it trumPencezee

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That's messed up. Mine was an old school corporal punishment type, but not psycho in my estimation. If you have kids you should endeavor to break the chain.

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Ultimately, I don't get what's in this for Devin Nunes. ??? He's going to a lot of trouble, for.... what again??

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Apparently Mr. Nunes has his own definition of "recusing himself." Perhaps he thinks its pulling a Harvey Weinstein.

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Which should get him a big, old, fat obstruction of justice charge. Going it alone on a totally misguided effort to shield possible criminal activity through grants of immunity should end up with him going to jail for a while, assuming Trump does not pardon him. And of course, if Trump does pardon him, and the Democrats get control of at least one side of congress, he can no longer use the fifth amendment to refuse answering questions under oath. So Trump may refuse a pardon.

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Besides go back to sleep?

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Yeah, except the one serious investigation just started with Mueller's appointment in mid May. Figuring at least two weeks to get even rudimentary staff, offices, and equipment, we are looking at only a little over four months of investigation time. None of which Mueller has been wasting. It would not be surprising to see an indictment or two by winter. It may take another year or two to get Trump, but once the first domino falls, the heat will be on Trump and he will not be able to stand it.

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