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Megan Macomber's avatar

My father's name is in there; he designed the camera Zapruder used to film the assassination, and technical aspects of it had relevance to analyzing the film, so he was called to testify in DC.

But Trump already managed to kill him off by botching the Covid response. As so often, Trump's stunning lack of humanity served him well.

Regret's avatar

Much more interesting than the JFK assassination is the Reagan problems. You see, when Reagan got in the running, Nancy Reagan had to give up her punk rock life style. She was ordered to kill a groupie and frame Sid Vicious for it. Sid then committed suicide. So you see, Sid didn't kill Nancy, Nancy killed Sid. (Hat tip to NOFX)

Wondering Woman's avatar

I had a friend who got all excited about "new eyewitness testimony", not realizing that most people can't remember what they had for dinner, let alone something that was shocking, happened extremely quickly and took only a few seconds.

Goonemeritus's avatar

But when a president who is a "very stable genius" does it, it is probably for the best.

mvario's avatar

Feature not a bug

Trump Brags About Publishing Innocent People’s Social Security Numbers | The New Republic

https://newrepublic.com/post/193053/trump-brags-publish-social-security-numbers-jfk-files

Ann Higgins's avatar

For those who really want to know what happened I suggest spending 30 mins or so watching one episode of the U.K. comedy series Red Dwarf.

Here’s a clip.

https://youtu.be/W6naJ08Tskk

Francis/Clare's avatar

SUMMARY

In order to eliminate resistance to Israel’s nuclear armament and to reduce pressure on Israel for the “right of return” for 800 000 Palestinians, US president JF Kennedy was assassinated.

Since the 1950s, Israel had undertaken the secret manufacture of atomic bombs. In 1986 reliable evidence emerged demonstrating that Israel had secretly obtained the atomic bomb as early as 1967. Since then, all successively elected US presidents have been held hostage by Israel.

Kennedy was also committed to the right of return for 800,000 Palestinians expelled from their homes and villages in 1948, for which the American delegation to the UN presented a proposal on November 20, 1963. He was assassinated 2 days later.

(EUvsDisinfo)

Regret's avatar

I don't believe you. If you were a serious researcher you would post sources with detailed descriptions (which document, which page, where on the page) so people can verify each of your claims.

Francis/Clare's avatar

I think Izrahell was behind dear JFK's murder that traumatized anyone with a heart for decades.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Redacting software can literally look for patterns like social security numbers. This is either malicious compliance, completely ignoring the protests of advisors from the National Archives, or, knowing archivists, both.

RRJKR's avatar

Since the country is so overrun with criminal illegals and violent gang members, build a big beautiful wall around Mar a Lago, then send Trump, Musk, Vance and the rest of the crew there "for their safety" Tell them we'll let them know when it's safe to come out.

Lynn Veit's avatar

You can arrange for meals via air drops.

eddi-SABH's avatar

The F-47 hereby dubbed the "Orange Asshole" it's afterburners will need appropriate paint jobs.

RRJKR's avatar

The very first hamberder powered jet fighter with advanced "dodging" system Exceptional lift due to the "sweeping pompadour" wing design

eddi-SABH's avatar

As a Boeing design, the cockpit will seat 3/4s of a pilot and half the bolt holes will be left empty to save time.

Ken's avatar

Perhaps instead of releasing the JFK files President Frump should release the complete Jeffrey Epstein files! Or, maybe he won’t because his name may be mentioned in it too many times, or his SSN will be released.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Everybody knows the launch codes : 14.06.19.46, Sir's birthday -- soon to be declared a National Mandatory Holiday But You Still Have To Go To Work, Losers!

Rick Massimo's avatar

More like Trump So Incredibly Old And Cosseted From Reality That He Thinks Anyone Cares What's In The JFK Files, Because He Still Thinks It's 1987 Which Is The Last Time He Learned A New Thing.

The SSN part is just the logical result of him and Elmo being complete and laughable failures at everything they've ever tried to accomplish in their lives.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Their method is simplicity itself: 1) Do I like this? 2) No. No I do not 3) Let's see what happens when we set it on fire. And that, my friend, is how you become rich and powerful!

Jessica's avatar

Me, I'm sticking with accidental discharge by secret service agent drawing his weapon to defend JFK