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Donald simply wants to be remembered for his healthcare plan and how much he helped keep Americans healthy.

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The Second Amendment is on their minds!

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Infrastructure week!

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Re the "bland chick - In the words of Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" - "We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blondWho comes on at five..."

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I'm glad you said the one on the right, because they both look kind of poopy

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22.3% of the population, 48% of the vote.

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Axe body spray researcher, me thinks.

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America's most destructive enemy since the C.S.A. folded up its tents and put down its guns.

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The trump team who manage the insane guy with the same old woolly mammoth hairdo gone grey, need to corner him, tell him he's nuttier than a fruitcake, needs to concede, move tomar-a-looney, and just shut the fuck up already. The two commies who have been helping thedonald try to turn America into an authoritarian/fascist stronghold, the turtle and the bagpipe guy,need to realize that their efforts have FAILED miserably and their services are no longer needed.

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Your odds of winning are only slightly less.

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not gonna. nor FORGIVE

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Wow, Sheryl should let the AMA know since health care workers have been wearing them effectively for years.

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host Brian Kilmeade — yes, the great big stupidest one!Since I don't watch and I won't watch, that only tells me he's not the bland chick in the middle. Is he the drunk one on the left, or the other one?

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See? Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

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and GWB did the same, remember the pretty specific memo about Bin Laden (I think) expected to strike, something like that.

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