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John McLaughlin's avatar

Donald simply wants to be remembered for his healthcare plan and how much he helped keep Americans healthy.

John McLaughlin's avatar

The Second Amendment is on their minds!

Rickyphoo's avatar

Re the "bland chick - In the words of Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" - "We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blondWho comes on at five..."

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

I'm glad you said the one on the right, because they both look kind of poopy

Truck O'Trolls's avatar

22.3% of the population, 48% of the vote.

one_eyed_willy's avatar

Axe body spray researcher, me thinks.

revenant's avatar

America's most destructive enemy since the C.S.A. folded up its tents and put down its guns.

MR.ZIMM's avatar

The trump team who manage the insane guy with the same old woolly mammoth hairdo gone grey, need to corner him, tell him he's nuttier than a fruitcake, needs to concede, move tomar-a-looney, and just shut the fuck up already. The two commies who have been helping thedonald try to turn America into an authoritarian/fascist stronghold, the turtle and the bagpipe guy,need to realize that their efforts have FAILED miserably and their services are no longer needed.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Your odds of winning are only slightly less.

revenant's avatar

not gonna. nor FORGIVE

Bebecca's avatar

Wow, Sheryl should let the AMA know since health care workers have been wearing them effectively for years.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

host Brian Kilmeade — yes, the great big stupidest one!Since I don't watch and I won't watch, that only tells me he's not the bland chick in the middle. Is he the drunk one on the left, or the other one?

revenant's avatar

See? Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Bebecca's avatar

and GWB did the same, remember the pretty specific memo about Bin Laden (I think) expected to strike, something like that.