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Zen Gali's avatar

"They said 100 percent chance of rain. It didn’t rain."

Is he blaming an incorrect weather report on an agency whose funding he cut?

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

OMG Lara Trump 'singing' along too. Doll, give it UP.

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motmelere's avatar

Did you see how pissed off he looked when Carney shut down the little guy's bitch session with the press? That is the real reason he ran away from the G7, not the situation room or flagpoles.

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump bespeaks the antithesis of being an "American" The true spirit of America is kindness, fairness, and generosity, not fierce naked aggression. Well. at least we try to aspire to those traits.

Most times...

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D Wolfie's avatar

Yep-

They are such WEAK, pathetic excuses for ‘men’.

Overgrown children throwing temper tantrums because the smart kids can prove them wrong🙄🤮🤡

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Smart kids know facts and fascits when they see 'em

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A. Assee's avatar

Good work!😉

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Eva Porter's avatar

It was the Army’s birthday. They had every right to celebrate it, be proud and happy. They’re not robots…yet

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kmblue187's avatar

Trump was all smug about it didn't rain because HE KNEW the libs were praying it would.

It was definitely a boy and his toys display, who's that standing next to Melania, Mommy?

and of course Trump wanted a North Korea type intimidating parade. Any time Trump is unhappy, I fill with joy.

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RRJKR's avatar

The parade was scheduled for this date 06/14/2025 by the Army and the Biden administration, before Trump was re-elected Just happened to coincide with Trumpy's 79th birthday. It was to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the US Army. As usual, Trump wanted to make it all about "HIM"

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I shudder to think about the celebration for Trump's not being dead, er America's 300th birthday.

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RRJKR's avatar

Once more Trump displays his abysmal level of emotional maturity and total lack of comprehension of just about everything. Our military is the strongest in the world, but we are NEVER "menacing" People serve in our military not to be "bad ass" aggressors, but to protect and defend our ideals and to protect and defend weaker nations from "menacing" forces WE are the "GOOD Guys" Once more Trump just doesn't get it He and his cabinet are the most totally unqualified, in every way, people to ever hold these positions. They all need to GO, The sooner the better. VOTE!! Vote in every single election that you can The GOP no longer exists and anyone with an (R) behind their name needs to be voted out of office, at any level of government. Once they start experiencing crushing defeats at the ballot box, they might get the message.

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kmblue187's avatar

Our military doesn't have to be menacing because they and other people already know they are strong.

(Unlike Trump, trying to look menacing in his mugshot.)

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Wondering Woman's avatar

And just looking constipated

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RRJKR's avatar

Correct. Real strength does not need a display. It's just there and people can sense it. Real strength actually needs to be downplayed, otherwise, it scares people. WE are the "friendly tiger" "It's OK, even though we could rip your head off, we're not going to" Just a little scratch behind the ears every now and then, and we'll be purring and watching out for you.

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tehbaddr's avatar

“We had the parade the other day. They said 100 percent chance of rain. It didn’t rain,”

It never rains on Trump's Parade!

(it always rains on Chump's parade)

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SomeBeanz's avatar

Every idea he or his handlers have is shit from the get-go. The very *idea* that he mentioned this failed parade to the new Canadian P.M. is embarrassing.

“Look at my new dolly! LOOK at it!”

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

The pressure these guys must feel every day; that crystal-clear perception that your whole country is Gollum-gif "You Have No Friends"ing you. I fear they will lash out, and soon.

Anyway...

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Rad's avatar

The parade he has the DUI hire really wanted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbC6dLG_dQY

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is there anything more Republican than making a bunch of nobodies work on their birthday when they don't need to?

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Jenny's avatar

He found out the army won’t do whatever he wants them to and now he’s gonna send them to war 🙃

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