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There are a lot of Melonia Trumps out there, who married conservative men for reasons other than love only to find their husbands repulsive, controlling trolls who treat them like property and give them books like The Godly Wife to teach them how to find joy through servitude. They sit alone in their rooms, sobbing and wondering how to escape their miserable lives. Maybe Dr. Oz has the answer.

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Gerbil brain libelz!!

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"" They made up a false story to express their true sense of what is going on" also fits many of my clients at the psychiatric hospital where I work.

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I don't think Abbott or DeSantis could get elected. They don't have the Trump star power that brings his people to the polls. But assuming they could, I think it'd be a wash between "evil competent" and "evil incompetent". On the one hand, Trump's incompetence kept him from doing further evil, but on the other hand there are basic levels of governance that even an evil competent can perform that we normally wouldn't have to worry about.

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"We’re going to take back America," to 1950.

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AND still collecting government subsidies.

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"Look under your seat"...

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In the Grifters' Hall of Fame.

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Live long and prosper, Alynne

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Not half as objectionable as "Hussein" to some.

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Hey rube from a high-grass town!

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I still say we’re smarter than that, but that may just be Wonkers.

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Anybody who thinks that watching somebody on the teevee is the same as a very personal relationship is in dire need of a competency hearing.

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As collateral damage to this shitshow, live next door in Delaware, I would not trust Oz or McCormick with my last dime or any of my dogs. Unfortunately, a lot of Pennsylvania just sucks that crap up.

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I have actually seen more Carla Sands (another carpetbagger who sold her house in Malibu so she could run for Senate in PA) yard signs in the heavily Republican section of PA where I work than I have Oz signs. And she sorta-kinda worked for TFG!

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