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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Somehow, I suspect a helluva lot *more* Americans look forward to a day when we are finally free from the wickedness of the tRump regime..

knockedoutloaded's avatar

Same old $$$oil shit different decade! Notice how whenever the world's oil stocks surges and $prices retreat, somehow we start bombing and invading other countries with large amounts of oil, and the price goes up and supplies go down! coincidence? Vietnam, Gulf wars 1&2, Venezuela, Iran, and more places that I don't know about!

Flo Plazo's avatar

Thanks, I'm going to watch Kate Bush on repeat for the rest of the day. Self care is important in these times.

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

"...gave them $1.7 billion in cash..."

Trump: I threw away all the benefits we gained in exchange for giving up sanctions on Iran. "$2 billion" down the drain for nothing, all because of me!

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I didn't watch this. Never thought for a second it was about anything but him being irked that the moon flight was hogging a lot of attention.

Joelle Rose's avatar

“More projection than a 1975 stag party.”

Tee hee hee…You outdid yourself with that one Marcie.

JCfromNC's avatar

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[...]get crunk, turnt and skeet skeet skeet like a saltshaker from the windows to the walls[...]

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And this right here is an example of why a lot of people don't like it when you use "skeet" as a term for a Bluesky post.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm unsurprised he repeated the fantasy that Obama "gave" the Iranians $1.7 billion. No, irredeemable asshole. When they stopped their nuclear weapons program, the Iranians got money back that was withheld when they were working toward nukes. Too subtle for the stable jeenyus, I suppose.

Hank Napkin's avatar

DON'T BURN IT! RINSE IT™

White House procures three-year supply of "Flag Rinse®: 'If It Came Out of Human Mucosa, We'll Rinse It!©"

John Kennedy's avatar

Dead on, as always. Thanks. And extra thanks for the Kate Bush link. ❤️

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I LOLed at the grout cleaning involving the ex's sonicare.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m not watching any address by Pedo47 unless he promises to end it Bud Dwyer style. IYKYK.

Zyxomma's avatar

My dead roommate used to tape the news to watch without commercials, and had the Bud Dwyer exit on tape.

I Stedman's avatar

Incidentally, the "not-a-war" has been used under the War Powers authority to re-open a pipeline in California (that, helpfully, belongs to wealthy Trump supporters who intend to make yet more money off of it) because we're in a war now that isn't a war but not having the power to overrule various Chesterton's fences because we're in a war now that isn't a war...

John Thorstensen's avatar

Farron Cousins or whoever pointed out that Trump seemed far worse than even normal, and pointed out he was on at 8 PM, and very likely sundowning.

Weekend at Bernie's, folks.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The next nationwide address will be given into an inoperative camera and cold mike while the nation watches an AI slop President present the true horror of the moment with clarity and focus even the left won't be able to criticize.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

After reading tRump’s speech ( can’t listen to him anymore), I need a drink

Hank Napkin's avatar

EPSTEIN CROTCH DOLLARS!

I am not sure adding Trump's rendering of pubic hair to US Currency is going to be a good idea.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The money's going to be defaced in so many ways.

BRB. Investing in Sharpie futures.

Hank Napkin's avatar

We’re betting they will be collectible. Like say $1,000 for a $1 Trump bill and what do you think? I’m going to buy a politician with my gains!

Phried Ω's avatar

Dick Cheney's estate threatens to sue Trump for stealing his Al-Qaeda/IRGCC conspiracy fairytale.

(Qassem Soleimani did not fuck the roadside bomb's mother and the USS Cole was attacked by Al-Qaeda. Even muslims who have hated each other for 1,336 years are really one and the same according to Republicans.