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Ironically, their names are Bill and Hillary.

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IKR? Go back to building houses for the needy and curing Guinea worm, like a typical losing loserpants unwinning peanut farming cancer beater. I like presidents who don't get cancer. Weak. Sad.

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Oh, I already have a car, but driving in DC this weekend is probably a no-go. At best I could drive but park-n-ride the metro from one of the suburban metro stations. But if something happens on metro... uber? I guess...

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Jimmy Carter was also a successful businessman and did graduate work in nuclear physics. He's also written 29 books...what a lame-O.

From Wikipedia: "Jimmy Carter served as president from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981. Significant foreign policy accomplishments of his administration included the Panama Canal treaties, the Camp David Accords, the treaty of peace between Egypt and Israel, the SALT II treaty with the Soviet Union, and the establishment of U.S. diplomatic relations with the People's Republic of China. He championed human rights throughout the world. On the domestic side, the administration's achievements included a comprehensive energy program conducted by a new Department of Energy; deregulation in energy, transportation, communications, and finance; major educational programs under a new Department of Education; and major environmental protection legislation, including the Alaska National Interest Lands Conservation Act."

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Perfect.

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Huh. Sounds pretty elitist commie fascist to me. But does he do the emails?

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Why have something like the Civil Rights Division looking into how the minorities don't get mistreated? /s

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Buy some body armor first. They are going to be testy about anyone saying "I Told You So."

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I wonder why he thought that whole "peace in the Mideast" thing was important? Also weird that he put solar panels on the White House...FORTY YEARS AGO!!!! I wonder how different the world would be if he'd won a second term, and Ronald Reagan gave up his dreams of ruining America for the middle class?

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I live in Texas. I know of, have met and know people who have worked for Perry. His dumb assness knows no depths. I cannot explain to you how stupid, vain and mendacious he is.

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I remember this.

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And they marry the hooker.

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Yes, and several Italian prime ministers who came and went during Merkel's reign.

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And with Perry in charge. Really. What could possibly go wrong.

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the american dream might have become reality, rather than a very unfunny joke?

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Third and fourth.

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