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Alicia Brown's avatar

But what about Aber-baijian and Albania???

Rachael's avatar

I think I'd feel a lot more secure if they didn't know where Canada was, but sadly this seems to be one of the few places they can find on a map.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

And Greenland. They're big on Greenland. And maybe Cuba.

The other continents, not so much.

Mississippi Lefty's avatar

I’m not going to tell them why, but my students in French I this fall will are going to have map quizzes about the Francophone countries of Africa.

RocktonSam's avatar

Right after you teach them the ten commandments in French.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Sorta OT, I mentioned below about Elon Musk being a kid murderer; I was curious how many kids Elon Musk has killed so I googled it. The results were astonishing, you should check!

RocktonSam's avatar

They know. They're just doubled down on keeping maga stupid.

counterlife's avatar

A large percentage of MAGA believes Africa is a single country. I guess now they know that Africa contains some separate nations, albeit AI hallucinated ones, but maybe progress to the bigots and morons?

Lucidamente's avatar

It’s still better than their first draft, slapping “Hic sunt leones” over an incompletely drawn map of Africa.

Gout Machine's avatar

As someone who puts together presentations for work, like, a lot, and who's done things precisely like this, like, a lot, I have to say that to do this you basically have to intend to do this.

If I had this brief, to make this map, I'd use any number of available tools — quite readily available! and free! and easy! — to do so.

While I can never overestimate their stupidity and incompetence, I also have to assume this was intentional.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Hanson’s Razor: “Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. But don’t rule out malice.”

Tetman Callis's avatar

My gasted is flabbered.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

That's what happens when you replace all the liberal arts majors with tech bro degrees. Because who the hell needs to know where things are?

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Nothing buys unearned confidence and arrogance like tech bro pay scales.

jltympanum's avatar

They did this on purpose:

1. To troll the libs. Naturally we are all up in arms about their stupidity. They enjoy watching us get all riled up; they don't care that they look stupid.

2. As an exercise in power. To show they can distort reality any way they like, and force everyone else to conform.

I don't buy their AI excuse. Someone made up this map by hand to conform to their agenda of (1) and (2) [above].

BlueStateLibel's avatar

I disagree. Fire all the competent people and keep only the ass kissers and this is what you get.

tehbaddr's avatar
1hEdited

Sad and humiliating, yes. But the real issue is that this is indicative of so much more incompetence in the regime.

Antifa Commander's avatar

You guys are saying this proves AI doesn’t work. And yet it clearly succeeded when some DOGEcrook gave it the prompt, “Find everyone in the State Department who knows or cares about Africa, and fire them.”

Eos_explorer's avatar

It's simple. They are competent at destruction, and only that. Don't ask them to make anything, do anything worthwhile, execute an ordinary business process, etc. Not in their wheelhouse!

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

My guess is those are not "Nations" but instead "proposed development zones" being studied by State Department officials from a completely different section. Someone just grabbed the 'map' off someone else's desktop and repurposed it.

The original "map" is actually color coded to show areas where specific raw material, minerals, fresh water and other exploitable resources are being targeted for "acquisition and development". Some of the proposed areas are beach front property in case the Gaza Project falls through.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

If they couldn't subdue Iran with all their studly, overengineered warfighter powah, what do they think is going to happen in Africa?

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I assume it was for this conference, but I heard on NPR this morning that Brazil wouldn't let 2 State Department employees into the country because they were believed to be coming to Brazil to involve themselves in election interference for Bolsonaro's kid.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I think it was 2 separate things, but I am not sure. They just mentioned "senior WH officials" or something like that.

ETA: "But following the meeting, the Brazilian government blocked visas for a US delegation citing concerns they would try to cast unfounded doubts on the election.

That included two senior state department officials, who have been identified as Riley M Barnes, an assistant secretary of state for democracy, human rights, and labor, and Samuel Samson, a deputy assistant secretary in the same section." https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g3dv60ry9o

Mysterysurf's avatar

Yet they allowed Milei in from Argentina to do the same thing. That was weird.