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When I was a lovely young single maiden, my mixed drink of choice on bar-hopping evenings was Tab and vodka with a twist of lime.The bartender gave me a weird look once, and without batting an eye, I said, "Beats the shit out of Tab".

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Please do not mention Trumpy Poo's large, flabby, floppy, pasty, cellulite-dimpled, incontinent, diaper-clad ass in any context, ever again.Thank you for your consideration in this important matter. Very truly yours,

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