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When I was a lovely young single maiden, my mixed drink of choice on bar-hopping evenings was Tab and vodka with a twist of lime.The bartender gave me a weird look once, and without batting an eye, I said, "Beats the shit out of Tab".

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Please do not mention Trumpy Poo's large, flabby, floppy, pasty, cellulite-dimpled, incontinent, diaper-clad ass in any context, ever again.Thank you for your consideration in this important matter. Very truly yours,

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More like "Ivana Kutapekerov" and "OK Strutchastuff".

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He thinks he gets a do-over because everybody was so mean to him.

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Yup, he's a muscular blond Adonis, and also a "stable genius" who can point to a lion on the dementia tests that the doctors keep giving him for some reason.

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Taint, choad, nifkin.

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"Hurts, don't it? I bet you don't do THAT no more!" -- Jeff Foxworthy

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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me eight or nine times..." -- Amy Wong, Futurama

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PUT! ZA KENDEL! BECK!!

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I AM BUCK PLANKCHEST, THE MANLIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE, AND THIS STATEMENT WILL BE THE STRONGEST STATEMENT EVER AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

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"advised Trump to let people in blue cities/states die"

That is literally considered genocide."Less obvious methods of destruction, such as the deliberate deprivation ofresources needed for the group’s physical survival and which are available to the rest of the population, such as clean water, food and medical services;• Creation of circumstances that could lead to a slow death, such as lack of proper housing, clothing and hygiene or excessive work or physical exertion"

https://www.un.org/ar/preve...

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This is impressive and horrifying in exactly equal parts.

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It doesn't really matter what she did or didn't do.Trump and his enablers know that if they wave her in front of their faces and yell, "HILLARY!! BOOGETY BOOGETY BOOGETY!!", his cult will foam at the mouth, forget all about his latest crime/atrocity/whatever and go back to screeching, "DEMOCRAT LADY BAD!!", like the poo flinging monkeys that they are.

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At Bowling Green.

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Didn't they actually take it OFF at least one of the hotels?

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Two I think. One in Toronto which was repossessed by lenders, and one in, I think, Central or South America.

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