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"That's why pencils have erasures"

-Lenny-

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I want you to make my lunch!

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Yes!

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We need to club together, buy a big tract of farm land and a nice big house, or maybe some barns that we can convert into smaller houses, and start a Wonkette Commune. I can take kitchen duties for lunches and cakes, my husband can help to manage finances and cook dinners, and everyone else can get involved in areas that they're most suited to. We could be totally self sufficient in food and energy.

It'd be great fun.

I vote Trix helps us out, since she's worth $4 million and all. 😆

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Wanna make my lunches for me? Sounds delicious.

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You right.

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Horse face? Couldn’t he have stuck with the “not my type” lie? Or does he get extra ad hominem when frightened like a little boy caught with his hand in the lingerie drawer?

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I've rarely met an individual more aptly named than David Pecker.

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TFG sounds a bit fearful, regardingMelania’s response.

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Sorta OT

You know...I was watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia with Baconz Jr. (If you haven't seen the show watch it)

Charlie's Uncle has this "thing" about his hands. He's afraid his hands are to small. So his uncle hides them or wears these ridiculous hands (foam fingers or paper mache hands). He is insecure about the size of his hands (they are too small) He's also too much "touchy" with his family.

So my son says. "That's like somthing Trump would do. I can plam a basketball. Would that have got me hired or fired by Trump?"

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There is this weird mile-long blank gap in the post for me. Anyone else?

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Eeewwwww

LISTEN EVAN!

I warned you 3 times that talking about Donald Trump having sex will get you reported to Dr. ZOOM.

This is the 4th. I've been patient here. You do it again I will request you get ban-hammered for vile and sickening pornorgaphy.

This isn't 4Chan.

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I've been in a WWII intrest the last 4 months. Especially about the politics and tactics of the European theater.

Documentaries, books, even news paper articles.

I've come to the opinion. Stalin, Hitler and Benito Mussolini were not nice guys. Neither was Francisco Franco.

But I'm not a hostorian by trade. I could be wrong.

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Thanks wonkers. You cheered me up. Put a smile on my grimace.

I felt bad today. I was fired by Mormans. That's low. Apparently they didn't like my "Joseph Smith/Jim Jones joke" and asking about thier underware.

At least us irish catholics can laugh at ourselves, no matter how devout.

Time to find a new jerb.

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If she was the bento boxes would be perfect for her. My husband has lost 4kg since I started making them. They're chock full of healthy food as well as a little bit of something sweet, like chocolate or cake. Enough to be filling and satisfying but still totally healthy.

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