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LadyLaz's avatar

One person is interested in socially responsible work for his community, including volunteer work.

The other is the president (gah)!

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Lordpnut's avatar

Eeee

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If they want this, they should move back to Europe. "Blut und Boden" is not an American concept.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sigh. I've been out of work for a long while, and haven't had a toke in nearly a year so I can pass a tox screen, which in some cases I have to do even to get temp work. The fresh hell that is going through this election and "presidency" stone cold sober (I'm not much for alcohol) is alarming.

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Zyxomma's avatar

The entire country (minus the Trumpanzees; they're hopeless) should be suing over this: https://projects.propublica...

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Querolous's avatar

How many Catholic High Schools use "Crusaders" for their sportsball team name? Are there any Islamic High Schools using "Jihadists" as their team name?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Shades of Ecotopia

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

I take prescription dexamphetamine, so I'd flunk the drug test too. Who knew that made me a common tweaker?

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

But the brave officer must sue anonymously since the scary blahs will get all reveng-y and he's askeered.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Or try The Myth of Race by Robert Sussman

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

My guess is that the clause that prevents him from knowing the sources of the income is meant to satisfy the Emoluments clause. He just can't be told for sure that his hotels or other facilities are being used by foreign governments seeking to gain favors from the president. His sons will pinky swear not to tell him about the sources of income!

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

I think if you have a valid prescription, then you should be protected by ADA laws. I think the common urine tox screens used by employers (they are cheap, and you get what you pay for) cannot discern between actual pharmaceutical meds and street drugs. I do mental health crisis evaluations in a local emergency department, and I am damned sure all the positive results for Ecstasy are false. I know if these patients had taken real MDMA, they would not be telling me my voice "hurt" when I spoke to them. They would see me as the most the most benevolent angel that ever was. I may have experimented in my past....

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

Congrats America - you are definitely winning the equailty thaang.

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phoenix00's avatar

Fox News talking point tagline: what about all the OTHER black-on-black violence?

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