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Never, Especially as pants.

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" a Termination Payment equal to the sum of, among other things, capital improvements costs and grow-in costs expended by Petitioner. " Did the suing organization actually pay these costs? I'd want proof for every expense, proof that each one was actually paid out to the contractors who were hired to do the work.

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They really don’t, imo

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Not sure how you can have an article about Pendejo and golf and not include this

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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#of

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When I last drove to Albany I saw there was still a sign for the ( convicted? Indicted? Disgraced) state senator Joe Bruno.

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Eurotrash is subtle sophistication in comparison.

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They will dispute that "$30M" is the amount owed, and will offer less than they would have offered as the cancellation fee if he hadn't filed the lolsuit, less than it cost him to retain these lawyers (and you better believe they insisted on payment up front)

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Convicted and vacated. He got his money back. I know Joe real well.

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And litigate every word for years.

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Did he call TFG "dad" in that tweet? Yuck.

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"...that remedy does not involve running to court to make the City of New York continue to do business with Donald Trump, which would be known as suing him for specific performance of the contract.'

Shouldn't that "him" (italics added for clarity) be "them?" Isn't the remedy that the City of New York specifically reinstates Trump?

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Memo to the City of New York - If Trump's initial claim is for $30MM in capital improvements and "grow-in costs" (I had to look that one up!) the odds are excellent the real number is around $10MM - if that. The capital improvement costs are undoubtedly inflated (that's always been his MO), and they have probably aged due to normal wear and tear if nothing else. I would audit the hell out of any list of expenses he presents.

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And hasn't won anything in years.

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The two strippers at his last birthday party?

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