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James Yakura's avatar

"The entire island of Puerto Rico is garbage!"

"No, actually, you're the only garbage I see."

"So hateful! Literal dehumanization!"

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Sandra's avatar

They all finally dropped their masks and now they are owning their shit! What a treat to see them understand themselves!

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D.M. Sayres's avatar

At least trash, at one point, had a purpose….

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Oh. So that's what Marks are like!

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Smegyn Kelly has debased herself as much as anyone, Cruz, Rubio...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ladies and Gentleman!

It pains me that I have to say this again, but...

The Master Race!

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David Knickerbocker's avatar

Oooh the derelict line from zoolander. Cool.

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Brian Thomas's avatar

I’m just thinking that Stank looks kinda like he decided to be a homeless black man, while Choad looks like he’s on his way to a kinky vynil sex club

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

This post is my happy place y'all. It's like a reverse Comey letter.

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

I have nothing to add to this other than a story from my college days forever ago. One of my old roommates was planning on going as a California raisin in a garbage bag. Somehow, probably after a few beers, the friend group convinced her to turn the garbage bag into being a poop. She went as a turn for Halloween complete with yellow construction paper corn kernels taped to her. It was something.

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kasteel1's avatar

Dopey fuck got into the wrong end of that truck.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Famous Brown Conservative Vivek Ramaswamy was hanging off the back of that truck, as brown people are wont to do when they work those jobs.

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oscarphile's avatar

Actually, I've long thought we should do the same with the stolen election lies: own it.

"Yeah, we stole the fucking election, and there was nothing you stupid losers could do about it, and we're going to do it again, right out from under your dipshit noses, so go cry about it some more, weak losers."

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HulitC's avatar

No, that would just give them an excuse.

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Kern's avatar

Note: Trump was NOT driving the Garbage Truck. There is symbolism somewhere there.

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Brian Thomas's avatar

I think his license expired back in the before times, in the long long ago

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I sometimes wonder if he ever learned to drive. Hasn't his entire life been spent in the back seats of cars?

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Anzu's avatar

"The only trash out there is being who say vile racist shit."

Vile racists: MY TIME HAS COME

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BrianW's avatar

Two things;

1) Lego has standards, so no.

2) I did not expect a Martin Luther reference today but should have, given where we are. Nicely done!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Garbage is as Garbage does.....

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Kern's avatar

Remember old computer jargon? GIGO: Garbage in, garbage out.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Yes. FORTRAN was my first programming language.

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ames's avatar

My Dad loved FORTRAN 😭

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Brian Thomas's avatar

Thanks, I’m old and go fuck yourself

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