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Ivanka is prepared to fellate every incel who picks up a plow for Comrade Donald!

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Testing is down. Dying continues, but can be written off to "we don't know".

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because of course.

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I think it’s his LinkedIn profile.

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Plus, the visas for this year have already been submitted and approved. They aren't supposed to show up until October and many are already in the US anyway.

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Bravo! Gram ironed every damn thing -- underwear, washcloths, sox, EVERYTHING. Mamma ironed all linens but not bath towels. I iron by appointment only.

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brb. crying forever.

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Anything > 0 would be enough to frighten the "take'r jerbs" crowd.

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Using a disaster to do something big and important... Hmm... Isn't that what the Republicans were bitching about Congress trying to do with the CARES act?

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Another round? Pretty sure it will still be *this* round at the rate things are going.

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There is some question why DJT would be withholding ventilators locally while sending them to Russia. Just as there are question why "the fence" contracts are not being bid, they're being awarded. We ought to know which company's are being awarded fence contracts so that they can be driven out of business. This is, after all, the land of the free and the home of the brave. Or is that only if you have money?

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Right? "He loves to brag about halting travel from China, which quite frankly..." He Did Not Do!! and should be written on cue cards for reporters to hold up every time he spouts that insipid lie

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since the day he sprinted his way into the women's track team of our hearts, Miller's always been the one.

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Great idea motherfucker. When fruit is dying on the trees while millions of Americans are out of work and relying on Food Kitchens you might have to distract us with something else.

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I'm astonished you didn't mention he announced this on Hitler's birthday. Which I am positive the Fanboy in Chief knows.

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Just wait until the rabble finds out that the virus was spread so quickly though out the globe by jet setters. Just look at the hotspots in the ski resorts in Colorado. That wasn't caused by any immigrants.

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