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Boojum's avatar

Or when you budget money for strippers and hookers for an evening?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

NATO's spending is like a business, right? Or a family budget?

RobGinChicago's avatar

The Chinese may make those green hats for you Mistur Twump, but they're laughing their asses off when they do. https://randomwire.com/gree...

Oblio's Cap's avatar

It is the GOP primary, so the latter.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

1860 is calling, and wants its anti-Lincoln voters back?

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Yeah, I've had that happen several times...it was a red hat, they have a visceral reaction to it. Then they look at the front and breath a sigh of relief.

crisptickle's avatar

String theory is mathematics, not physics. That's your misunderstanding.

george lastrapes's avatar

Maggot brain, more like it.

Shalimar's avatar

Even worse, it wasn't even a good comic book. They had Rob Liefeld draw it.

Shalimar's avatar

Not a major part of the story, but I am strongly in favor of the way Trump's massive ego leads him to constantly humiliate other men and women with massive egos, like Pat Roberts. They deserve him, even if the rest of us don't.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I got one side-eye glance the first time I wore mine, but then the side-eyer saw the message on the front and immediately gave me an enthusiastic thumbs-up and asked me where I got it.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It could be worse.

It could be coloring books.

Boojum's avatar

When they start using the shaped blocks and the box with matching holes to explain NATO’s defense spending requirement, we should officially announce that the United States will be on vacation until Trump is no longer President.

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

That's in an ANTI-DeSantis commercial? DeSantis is one of the biggest Trumpsters on the hill. What are they having in Florida, a race for Governor or for King Douchebag?

Boojum's avatar

I wonder if the cars and medical devices had big eyes and large breasts.