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Mark Lungo's avatar

Translation, please? I tried Google Translate and it didn't work.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I was told by our Soros Cheating Lead Executive from Maduro Voting Industries of Venezuela that we must use those suitcases with the built in clothes hangers, so all the ILLEGAL BAMBOO BALLOTS are hung up neatly in that ONE SINGLE LEGAL WAY BALLOTS ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO FOLD, otherwise someone might catch on to the ILLEGAL FOLDS and then might notice the HIGH BAMBOO FIBER CONTENT which is also illegal.

It's just common sense!

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Bearing in mind that the best propaganda doesn't tell you what to think, but invites you to think.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I just thought it demonstrated their cluelessness, like the dog that finally catches the car, when it stops.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Holy begging the question, RhetoricMan! Those questions include unproven assumptions as if they were statements of fact!

I loled.

Opiwan's avatar

oooooooh, science-facts!!! LOVE IT!

DrBDH's avatar

They're still flogging the election corruption "asking questions" bullshit in Wisconsin with an investigation run by former justice Gableman, who is allegedly guilty of having a cheese brat transplanted into his head to replace the expired brain cells he lost while on the bench. Among other "Gable-deegooks," he asked for Dominion voting machine records from districts that didn't use Dominion voting machines.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

buttplug libel, at least a buttplug has a purpose

x111e7thst's avatar

τὸ ἐξ ἀρχῆς or τὸ ἐν ἀρχῇ?? inquiring minds want to know...

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I could care less, irregardless.

mailman27's avatar

Here's some free advice for Ron, if he plans to run for national office-- Go with that header photo for your campaign posters! There's a guy who's taking the bit between his teeth, there's a guy that leaves no doubt!! Keep the hat, too, also. It kinda brings the whole image together.

Fredilicious's avatar

Another garcon de cafe. Nothing to see here. Just a low-level influence, lower than Zirconia & Rayon.

x111e7thst's avatar

Aristotle: "asking for the initial thing" sometimes masculine occasionally neuter

lisaaug's avatar

I thought everybody uses backpacks these days.