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GrannysKnitting's avatar

lolz - they make wanting to be a US citizen less attractive every day

serghiy's avatar

…no court order is lawful to the dictator

archy's avatar

Iran has called his bluff (does that make him a bluffoon?)

Here are the five conditions the Iranians say must be in place before hostilities can cease:

1. All acts of aggression coming to and end.

2. Ensuring the war will not recur.

3. Payment of war damages and reparations.

4. Ending the war across all fronts involving resistance groups.

5. Iranian sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz.

That doesn't sound to me like they want to kiss, make up and let bygones be bygones.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm starting to wonder if Trump understands how to president

Paul of Mount Pleasant's avatar

Would a Cabbage Patch doll’s papers have to certify their parents are citizens? In order to be an American Girl doll?

Andy the Alchemist's avatar

It is amazing to me that they think they can just change reality with the stroke of an auto pen. What a joke.

Boojum's avatar

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Temu Nosferatu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

archy's avatar

Gort Klaatu barata nikto.

Zyxomma's avatar

Miller is a maniac, a traitor to his Jewish ancestry (no wonder his family loathes him), and thus perfect for this miasma of a maladministration. Every time I try to think of a fitting punishment for this enemy of human rights (and humanity), my mind goes all medieval. The only name I ever want to hear him called is the prisoner in the dock, at The Hague.

Boojum's avatar

A miasma of Maga is the perfect term of venery for a group of Trump supporters.

kckitty's avatar

Those assholes will not leave, and we need to prepare for it.

Lynn Veit's avatar

It's all so exhausting, waking up every morning and automatically wondering what fresh hell awaits today. And it only gets worse. Everybody I know who still believes in the USA we used to have (wasn't perfect, but it wasn't the ninth circle of hell either) seems to be in various stages of being beaten down psychologically and emotionally.

I know of at least one person who could no longer deal with the venomous flood of anti-LGBTQ hate-spewing and committed suicide. Didn't know them personally, and it was a while back, but I still think about what happened. Also have friends and acquaintances who worry about being targeted by ICE.

Some days I'd like to just unplug and move out to a cabin in the middle of nowhere, no TV, no internet.

Why the hell won't that fulvous self-fellating fuckwit just stroke out and die already. Wouldn't solve everything overnight, but it would be a start.

Free beach's avatar

Pure evil takes many silver spikes to die

Stéphane Garneau's avatar

Swallwell is really slimy. He fits so well with this crew of Pam, $ and Mrs. Miller. I feel like I need a shower after reading the piece at the link.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Now that he's got that out of his system, I can't wait for some state attorney general to shoot it before it breeds.

UnDrewsual's avatar

Writing an EO that directly contradicts the Constitution (reinforced by the SCOTUS decision) is also them setting up for Trump running for a third term on the claim that ACKTUALLY the 22nd Amendment just means two CONSECUTIVE terms and since there was a term between last term and this, he can run again.

Free beach's avatar

They are definitely going to try this

Sue Munda's avatar

I couldn’t resist writing our dear leader to tell him what a pos he is, that his eo is garbage & that pedophiles are not allowed the White House & we can’t wait to see his obituary! I’m on the lookout for ice! Lol!

Lynn Veit's avatar

The promise of that Big Beautiful Obituary someday is what keeps hope alive in some of us.

clairence's avatar

"on Thursday, Donald Trump signed two executive orders predicated on the administration asking this question: Yes, we lost on this issue at the Supreme Court. But what if we pretended we didn’t?"

>hahaha! These guys are.. so not funny. Thank you for finding a way to make me laugh about this very not funny thing they continue to try doing.

Lynn Veit's avatar

Yes. This blog and others like it that deliver with snark and style are the only way I can handle hearing the news anymore. We're in a timeline where some of us have to laugh to keep from crying each and every day.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Ah, yes. The SS Six of the Supremes, and Das Führer of stupidity and megalomaniality

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Agree with the subhed, but consider this: Joe has a brain in his skull, Donald mashed potatoes.