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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

It's so disconcerting to watch Stephen Miller talk, because once you realize it's really only his mouth that moves when he does, you can't unsee it. Worse, it's mainly his lower lip that moves, not so much the upper lip. And his eyes are exactly like Garfield the cat's eyes (comic strip cartoon), and his affect is similar to Gargamel's (The Smurfs, an 80's cartoon). He also looks like he has a really thin, long, pointy penis, and you can tell he's a horrible lover. So gross.

el duderino's avatar

Birthright citizenship is literally the only reason Trump has citizenship

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

He knows, just like they all know Melania and Trump's ill-begotten brood should all be deported (the same goes for Usha). They take sadistic pleasure in flaunting and flouting because they're puny, rage-filled, self-hating people.

Hank Napkin's avatar

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"It's a beautiful building, but — you know, I look at — the president's allowed to remove things from any building, and I'm liking the chandeliers," Trump said. "I really — I like those Corinthian columns, but I don't know. Cutting them out would be not good. Those are beautiful columns, but I'm allowed to do it," he added. "Every once in a while, I'll come in here and grab a painting and put it at the Oval Office. Right? But not too much."

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Has there ever been a time when Trump didn't broadcast his alarmingly stunted growth when he speaks?

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Hope this meme catches on. Can be used for anything Trump related.

https://share.google/kfurhSMNmcddx0StI

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

He resembles RFK JR, though.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

It’s from Weekend at Bernie’s. Makes me laugh every time.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Hollywood fantasies of foreigners raising sleeper cells of terrorists who will suicide-bomb a mall"

OH NOES!

Attack at Auntie Anne's!

BlueStateLibel's avatar

Is that the Oval Office or Hobby Lobby? I can't tell.

Smol Blue Dot's avatar

It’s August, Hobby Lobby is covered in wall to wall Christmas crap.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Yes, none of that SATANIC Halloween stuff.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

“This is the what classy people like!”

Why does Grey Gardens come to mind?

Christopher Bosch's avatar

What a pleasing image that is, of Miller and his henchmen stepping off into a bath of molten metal. Bronzed bigots, limited supply, get yours while they last.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Does this mean that Barron Frump is an anchor baby?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

He is the son of a one-time immigrant without proper work authorization. Same with Leon’s kids. :(

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Yup, and so are Usha's children.

Laurian's avatar

I'm not so sure Barron is tRump's kid. Blood test now

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I think he’s probably Robert Wadlow’s kid.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Because Mel was not a citoyen at that point?

Snarfyguy's avatar

Deport them all!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

it here! nao is time for yrrrrr

smoking lamp

to be

lit [thank FUCK!!]!

and here is Mister Hooper and his magic elixirs, hooraaaaaay! :]

chev_chelios's avatar

....I was wondering if our country had a normal (as much as one could imagine ) functioning, moral, decent, caring and honest government.... how much time and money would be saved if not having all these unnecessary, BS, self-serving, illegal prosecutions, investigations and lawsuits pursued by the highly criminal executive branch, SCOTUS and GOP factions of congress....for the only reason but to remain in power and grift Billions of $$$$ from the taxpayers...while making the country white....

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

OT: Hey AIPAC, if you are listening, and I know you are, I am for sale!! Yes I, MLD, will gladly use my skills to hard sell Israel and whatever else you want to all the people on this site, every day. $1,000,000 USD, in my account.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Me too! I can be had for a mere 500,000 EU. I would be happy to turn the Dallas GAY community on to the 'making the desert bloom' place!

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Fuckin' tourism, how to vote, turkey fryers, I'll sell any damn thing you want to this crowd of very influential leftists influensters. Just deposit the $1,000,000.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

I will absolutely say whatever you want me to say in an obvious, yet deniably sarcastic tone.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Same here, for $10,000,000. It'll cost them an extra $10M to drop the sarcastic tone (but I reserve the right to make facial expressions that go against every word I utter).

Hank Napkin's avatar

Must admit. Kinda glad they bother to wear suits.

Lucius's avatar

I really wish Biden had been willing to ignore the fucks on the court and do what needed to be done.

Snarfyguy's avatar

I don't.

I just wish the present guy was not willing to do that.

I mean, as long as we're wishing for things.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I was thinking during the Obama years that with Congress so dysfunctional we're eventually going to get a President that just does stuff.

tehbaddr's avatar

Just add it to his ever growing extensive list of impeachable offenses.

NOLA History Guy's avatar

_Newsflash, idiots: American citizenship is not the same thing as a goddamn collectible Cabbage Patch doll._

that is exactly the sort of argument that appeals to a functionally illiterate whyte person from a slave state.