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Catnmus's avatar

Someone should just casually say "SI. That's Spanish for 'yes'." He'll change it back with the quickness.

Erika's avatar

Who is his speechwriter? Is it Miller?? Sounds like things Miller would say.

Also

Ugh, Frank Luntz, blerg

I forgot how much I hate that guy

ludus's avatar

From now on it's ARTIFICIALI, not AI. Every time.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Forgot to say yesterday how much I love this post's headline and subhead, which capture the menacing nonsense (nonsensical menace?) of Trump's UN performance perfectly.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>The New York Times [noted... that] Trump’s speech "amounted to a pure American rejection of the concept behind the U.N.’s founding in 1945: to “save succeeding generations from the scourge of war.”<<

Silly New York Times. That Fucking Guy has the Board of Peace for that now, and it has already prevented more than 72 wars.

William Donnell's avatar

And 2 slapfights between Cheunk and Homoseth

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is for Olde Tyme™ geeks here: 𝗔 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟬𝘀 𝗣𝗗𝗣-𝟭𝟭 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘅 – 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/09/23/a-1980s-pdp-11-is-still-running-unix-and-now-you-can-watch-1/5298072 A whopping 3MB of memory!!

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

I'm fuckin angry. By design it no longer matters.

"trumps' an asshole."

ya think!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Trump's the prolapsed asshole with herpes warts on the body of humanity

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Take that anger and shove it onto your ballot!

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

You know I adore you. My dilemma is often misconstrued.

Tia Loca's avatar

“ take this vote and shove it

You ain’t working here no more!”

Tia Loca's avatar

Oh, I like that!

Nice rally cry

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Anyone who was ever in an abusive relationship instantly understood what he was saying here. Give me what I want, or.... Stop complaining because at least I am not.....

That's what he is saying. Either they do things his way or he'll break their other arm

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Give me what I want or I'm going to hurt you more. If you do, I promise I won't hurt you as badly.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Trump doesn't realize all his victims have banded together against him. And some of those victims don't play nice.

Tia Loca's avatar

I just heard the opening

music for the A-Team…

Wonder why that is.

William Donnell's avatar

Can I drive the van? No, you can't sit on the doghouse.

Tia Loca's avatar

I was hoping you’d say that peanut

For some reason, the state took my license away

@.0

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

Oddly my charge indicates somewhere between 2 and 85 percent.

Fear not, I'm here for you.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

[Narrator: It is.]

𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹

It’s unclear what will happen if FBI misses ShinyHunters’ deadline.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/09/fbi-rushes-to-investigate-if-shinyhunters-hack-of-thousands-of-employees-is-real/ ⚠️ Ka$h photo

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The press fails to harrass these fascists with words, but they pick GREAT photographs.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Shiny happy hunters hacking Ka$h

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Normally I am against the hackin' cause it ain't nice. But anymore I am all LOLZ go for it, my fellow students! Fucking hack it all!

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You can't hack analog. Telefunken 12ax7s in a Marshall avt are the pinnacle of human 'lectric sheeot.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

SUE THE FUCK OUT THESE MURDERERS. 𝗥𝗙𝗞 𝗝𝗿.’𝘀 𝗖𝗗𝗖 𝗶𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗗-𝟭𝟵 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀, 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 US health deptartment said it wants to ensure the vaccine orders are “appropriate.” https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/09/rfk-jr-s-cdc-isnt-letting-states-order-covid-19-shots-for-kids-blocking-access/

And then go right around him.

William Donnell's avatar

And kick in their backdoor.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Reminds me of the time the Maryland REPUBLICAN governor secretly and privately flew in PPE to his state so that TrumpCo could not seize the shipment and hold it for auction

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

New Canadian 🇨🇦 film about bootlegging COVID vaccines

🎶 South bound and down, loaded up and truckin'

We gonna do what they say can't be done

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there

I'm south bound, just watch ol' Kenny run 🎵

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to paraphrase:

"Vaccine delayed is vaccine denied"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

AND ... "the parents should decide what's right" ... which they CAN'T DO because their pediatrician can't get the vaccine. IMPEACH this conspiracy crackpot.

tek's avatar

Huh.

𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐀𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨

Super Intelligence indeed.

/ffs

William Donnell's avatar

"... and (a)I was the first one over the wall..."

MRK's avatar

The lie here is the 'without being told to do so.' If there isn't an explicit instruction that they're hiding and the all too credulous media isn't looking for, it's implied by the instructions it was given, either deliberately or through ineptitude.

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"deliberately or through ineptitude"

you say potayto, I say potahto,,,

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

100% being told to

The AI people are pulling a mafia. Nice website you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Exactly. The fundamental programing of AI is for it to proceed without constraints. Where algorithms do pretty much what you tell them to do, AI seems to use all of its access to knowledge to try every possible option to complete a task.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And the "guardrails" are like instructions to toddlers: "Now, Jaiyden, don't pull on Molly's pigtails!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is how the Ellisons borrowed money to buy all these media companies. The banks are pulling back from lending to them and Oracle the tech company is getting beaten in the tech business. Might be all those studios and Tik-Tok may split up to pay the debt.

𝘐𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘵-𝘵𝘰-𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 520%, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 30% 𝘵𝘰 50%. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘺.

𝗢𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗹𝗲’𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗯𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀: $𝟱𝟲 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/oracles-debt-mountain-grows-56-billion-in-new-borrowing-as-cash-flow-turns-deeply-negative/articleshow/125328602.cms

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There's also foreign capital and equity stakes.

...The FCC said Middle Eastern investors could own about 85% of the equity in Paramount after the deal closed, including 15.1% for the Saudi ⁠Arabia Public Investment Fund. Paramount said sovereign wealth funds would own 38.5% after the deal closed.

Democratic FCC Commissioner Anna Gomez said on Thursday, "The FCC just let some of the most repressive ⁠governments in the world indirectly control nearly all of a combined Paramount-Warner Bros. An investment this large in one of America's biggest media companies doesn't just buy equity, it secures influence over what gets said and what gets made."

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/us-fcc-approves-foreign-investment-paramount-warner-merger-deal-2026-09-17/

It's OK though. They love us in the middle East, and would never take advantage...

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

....so.....

They suddenly cool with foreign states owning our news media?

ok then

Stulexington's avatar

From the Middle East no less. China should have just given them a little money.

tek's avatar

Couldn't happen to a slimier bunch of assholes.

IMHO, of course..

Whale Chowder's avatar

Like all those companies, e.g. Cisco, they've mainly grown by acquisition and then inevitably run the acquired companies' business into the ground.

Spoken from bitter experience.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

vulture capitalism is one of the things I myself would like to see drowned in a bathtub

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If only it were the slimy assholes that get punished

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

We (collective, not we here we) had our chance to stop this. We decided the thrice impeached rapist was a better choice than the black lady with the pots and pans.

Gonna suck for sure, I am too old to build up my 401 again, but this is the price for living with fascism

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Larry Ellison is the OG tech-bro asshole.

Miss Grundy's avatar

From "Girl with the Dogs," Vanessa gives Faf, a Caucasian Shepherd, a spa day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db9c0bk0tXI

MRK's avatar

A couple of weeks ago I bought three new shirts for work. Three different companies, all the same size on paper. Men's clothing, so the sizes are usually a little more consistent than I've heard women's clothing can be.

So far I've worn two of the shirts, and on one the sleeves were about an inch too long, on the other about an inch too short.

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During the summer, I bought three pair of shorts, the same item, different colors. They fit so differently that I thought two of 'em had to be counterfeit...

Same company, same product (description)... "Normal manufacturing variance across different factories" said Levi's.

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That's poor quality control. Serious enshitifaction.

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I joke that clothing made in Asia has "American" sizing, by which I mean they have sized it based on cartoonish ideas of what westerners look like. I have, in the past but no more, bought items from fast fashion retailers like Temu and Shein and the proportions for the bust to waist ratio are ALWAYS way off. They don't seem to follow industry standards the way better quality retailers do and I think some of their cost-savibg practices have leaked into better quality manufacturers.

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Oh, these are all respectable mid-tier men's clothing brands., but I could see some of them letting standards slip.

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Clothing manufacturers are ALWAYS eager to snip 1/16th or 1/32 off an item. It seems like nothing, but when things are mass produced, it adds up.

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"We can't stop ourselves!!" 𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗔𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗶 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗡 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 — OpenAI Chief Executive Officer Sam Altman and Anthropic PBC CEO Dario Amodei urged world leaders to work together on artificial intelligence https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-un-security-council-64519ea66b38e2600026f4481ad7f211

MRK's avatar

Best explanation for all this I've seen is that they've talked investors into spending trillions on a market that has demand measured in millions, and they're trying to get the spectacle of regulation so they can tell those investors it's not their fault they couldn't keep their promises.

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And they want one giant committee to slow things down instead of one country coming up with regulations and the rest just copy their homework.

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I figured they were laying ground for the inevitable bankruptcy claims

Government regulations made us do it!