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The Mighty Ox's avatar

"That or he was trying to voice-activate his limo’s TiVo to record wrestling." HA!!

Nora's avatar

Maybe dumpy needs to be reminded he doesn't have the cards. No winning hand in his tiny paws.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Pardon my French, but isn't that photo of the 'Arch' really l'Arc de Triomphe on the Champs d'Elysee? Hmmm.

Stephen St John's avatar

"There’s been no country that’s ever taken a pounding like that.”

Ladies and gentlemen, today's Trump superlative!

BlueSpot's avatar

Trump is a three-year old having a temper tantrum but having access to our nuclear codes while doing so.

Mexfiles's avatar

You may well think, but I would never say... that the whole rotten federal government (including the legislature) needs a serious purge.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Bible Prophecy Fulfillment, never an easy task! Lesser mans would blanch.

John Ranta's avatar

Trump doesn’t get it. If he so much as threatens to slap Mike Johnson or John Thune they get down on all fours and bark like a dog. If he threatens to sue Columbia U or ABC News they roll over and beg for mercy. Yet when he threatens Iran with “reigning hell” and “back to the stone age” they scoff at him. Iran is like the French guard on the parapets of the castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Iran just farts in his general direction.

Deborah V's avatar

I came for the sassy news and stayed for vintage Foghat!

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"TA-CO, TA-CO, TA-CO!"

jltympanum's avatar

Have any of these Trumpista geniuses noticed that North Korea - North Korea! - one of the poorest nations on earth, has had nuclear weapons for the last 20 years? whereas Iran, which is almost a first-world nation, has been "weeks away" for the same amount of time. Can't they figure out that Iran has (or had) no intention of actually acquiring nuclear weapons? Except that now their hand has been forced and they very well might go all the way, just as a matter of survival.

janodes's avatar

Or buy some from North Korea or China or Pakistan

Meccalopolis's avatar

We have arch at home.

CzechJournalists's avatar

don't bone spurs cause fallen arches? i mean i'm no podiatrist. . .

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Maybe it’ll be like infrastructure week: lots of hype but ultimately, nothing is actually accomplished. We can hope.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Bibi thinks he's the second coming of Moses.

You know who else was the second coming of the prophets?

Zap's avatar

Gene Simmons?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

8 p.m. ET is Wednesday in Iran not Tuesday. What a dumb nepo baby we elected.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You think Trump understands time zones any better than anything else?