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John Wilson's avatar

I'm pretty sure there is gonna be a DronePort on top of that fetching cowboy hat. Maybe the best DronePort.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Thank you for reminding me that Charlie Kirk is still a dick in a box.

That made me feel better.

"M"'s avatar

All you have to do is remember he literally terrorized people by putting targets on them with his racism

larry gassan's avatar

Erikkka pauses to look up at the spots, wipes a tear from her one eye, while keeping the other eye on the updated cash money meter…

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Wait.

Just, please, wait.

Judge Richard Leon should stop playing games with America's security?

HE has allowed "Top Secret Information" to be released?

Says the loon who stole hay bales of secret info that didn't belong to him and kept it in his bathroom with no secure safeguards?

I shoulda just made no comments and deferred to Francesco the Magnificent, below. He's got it right in fewer words.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

“All people running for President and Vice President should be forced to take [the Montreal Cognitive Assessment].”

Absolutely gawdamn right, by an independent testing agency, starting with him and Divans, on live TV.

Also, #RELEASETHECLOCKDRAWINGS.

beb's avatar

"Sleepy" Joe Biden spoke slowly and carefully because of his life long stutter. He was ever asked to take a dementia test, even though he was so much older than Trump Trump has had four "annual" medical check-up in the year and a half he's been in office, In the words of Haank Hill, "That boy just ain't right,"

Resource NW's avatar

"Does the cankle doctor test him for dementia? Does the dentist test him for dementia? Does the cankle dentist test him for dementia?"

No that is the job of his proctologist.

yellojkt's avatar

When it comes to dementia tests, practice makes perfect. I can't wait to see all those clocks displayed in the Museum of American Art.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

We all knew Pedo47 was going to make this event all about himself no matter how many artists showed up. He would have opened it with the usual hour long airing of grievances followed by him doing the double jerk off dance to YMCA.

Now it’ll just be three hours of grievances.

JR's avatar

The report calls the bruises "Ecchymosis". If you find that hard to pronounce, think - Ecch He Most Is.

Warren's avatar

37-0 in primary endorsements

Hank Napkin's avatar

NAMING

Left to right: Jessie. Trigger. Marla.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Confused by the Rino. Again.

Tessie's avatar

Keeps failing the test because he keeps getting hung up on drawing the clock and writes TOTALLY NORMAL SIZE HANDS in the margin.

Trump University Graduate's avatar

What’s the over/under on when he responds to the “Lion, Rhino, Dromedary” question with:

“And when you're suffering from dementia, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the camel toe. You can do anything.”

At that point there will be no denying the appropriateness of the 25th Amendment.

Regret's avatar

I was just gonna say, that's not a Camel, that's a Dromedary!

If I had better memory I would have given the scientific names, instead I'll look them up:

Panthera leo.

Diceros bicornis. (By my best estimate, this is probably a Black Rhinoceros, you can tell because the scientific name says bicornis and it has two horns. The White Rhinoceros Ceratotherium simum also has two horns, but a much shorter tail.)

Camelus dromedarius.

(Even with a better memory I would have gotten the Rhino wrong.)

Tessie's avatar

"Third rate artists"

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So? Rah rah for the boycott, then.

Tessie's avatar

Someone who cannot tell the difference between an IQ test and a cognitive assessment test is unlikely to do well on either.