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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Back in the olden times the anti-abortion crowd never failed to also talk about the other murder spree abortion lovers also loved. That other "genocide" was the move to legalize euthanasia.

Anti Choice crusaders deplored anyone making choices about their lives without the approval of the morality police.

I have noticed that somehow the anti abortion crowd seems to be really quiet about euthanasia nowadays. Have they noticed the evidence sitting in the Oval Office that makes euthanasia a reasonable option?

Just asking questions!

satch's avatar

Not supportive of the violent demonstrations in New Jersey, and I agree with Corey Booker that they're instigated by outside agitators.

Parakeetist's avatar

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g4jpzxk4zo

OT:

Endometriosis is a disease that causes the growth of uterine tissue outside the uterus.

One out of ten women will most likely have endometriosis. One TENTH of all the women on this Earth.

This article looks at patients in the U.K. Many of these individuals are considering having hysterectomies long before they would ever even have to.

tegrat's avatar

Ok, but is it a white rhino or a black rhino. Trick question, sir...

Antifa Commander's avatar

“I only want to be surrounded by Happy People, Smart People, Successful People, and People who know how to WIN.”

Because when you think of the MAGA types, you think of Happy People.

Parakeetist's avatar

There's that R.E.M. song.

Schmannity's avatar

In that hat, Trump looks like Slim Pickins' demented brother

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

He looks completely feebs.

satch's avatar

"Yo-semite Don"

Parakeetist's avatar

The doctor gave this test to my Dad. That was one of the ways we found out Dad had dementia.

Yes, this president is ill with dementia. Yes, he should step down. It's not an illness which just makes a person feel uncomfortable.

It's dangerous. It eats away at the person's brain and makes them unable to function.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This is insane and the little chirping harbingers of happiness on my teevee who constantly tell me how very normal and wonderful all this is are oh so believable in their earnest praise of these Great Men.

Seriously, that “Drone Port” shit is utterly bonkers, you know it’s meant for demonstrators, protesting these fucking corrupt fascist assholes.

Cindy Wishon's avatar

OMG! The dog meds hidden in the hot dog!!!! Perfect!

I’ve been thinking this for a while…. If his ego makes him this easy to mislead and manipulate at the doctors office, how easy is it in the oval?

clairence's avatar

I feel sorry for the troops required to stand in the DronePort 24/7, in all weather conditions.

Also a little confused why they would park tanker trucks on the roof instead of just having, you know, tanks.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s fuel, for the drones, you see. And those lights, those are to confuse anyone trying to bomb the drones.

R. Riddle's avatar

So, basically what we have playing out on a national level is a struggle between sensible relatives who think Gramps should have been placed in a dementia care unit five years ago and the asshole relatives living off of Gramps's Social Security that want him to stay right where he is.

The question we all have to face is how long this can go on before Gramps burns down his apartment and takes out an entire city block with the fire.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Remember when the uppity black guy reminded Mitt Romney that new fangled aircraft carriers replaced bayonets and horse cavalry? Wasn't it arrogant to point out how boats could go UNDER the water and even change their name into SUBMARINE?

Well donnie remembers how embarrassing that was. No way anyone gonna gotcha Donnie with pointing out how drones replace pistols and rifles.

The right to keep a drone on the rooftop shall not be infringed!

josephebacon's avatar

“Swallow it!”: A Christian "prophet" told a teen to eat a Bible page to receive God’s blessings

A bizarre stunt at a West Virginia megachurch shows how easily religious leaders can manipulate children in the name of God

A Christian “prophet” has just invented a new way for someone to receive God’s blessings: physically eating the Bible.

During a February event at “The ROCK,” a non-denominational megachurch in Parkersburg, West Virginia, Kevin Leal ripped a page out of a Bible and then told a teenager to eat it.

… Is there a teenager that has a paper Bible here? Not your phone, but it’s a paper—it’s a Bible?

… [To an aide: Turn to the Book of Proverbs for me.] You won’t believe what I’m about to do. But it happened 15 years ago in Brazil… [Rips out page]. Eat it. When you eat this, the power of God is going to go inside of you. Go ahead. Take your time.

… Swallow it! The power of God’s coming on ya! The power of God’s coming on ya! The power of God’s coming on ya! Swallow it! You want some water? Give him my water.

… Father, mark him for the rest of his life. For wisdom is coming over your whole body right now. Raise the music up. It’s coming on. Just receive it right now, son. This is a life-changing anointing just happening to you. I see you with houses before other people have houses.

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/swallow-it-a-christian-prophet-told

Well at least that Pulpit Pimp didn't tell that kid to handle a couple rattlesnakes...

Birb-General of the US's avatar

It used to be enough to take a bath in the river with your clothes on. Now this.

Antifa Commander's avatar

The power of God’s coming on ya! Swallow it!

Ew.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Isn't defacing a bible sacrilegious?

JustPixelz's avatar

No worse than he was in 2016. Or 1996. Or 1946.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Hard to tell when your baseline is, 'You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump--you just don't.' (Fran Lebowitz).

Antifa Commander's avatar

How did fuel trucks get to the White House roof? You know, The Tallest Fucking Thing in DC Except for My Arch?