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Speaking of not coming home after school, one day in first grade I got off at a bus stop 2 stops before mine to go home with a friend. I hadn't gotten permission first. After hanging out with Cynthia and her mom for a couple hours, I walked home. When I opened the front door, my principal was in the front hall talking to my mom.

Conversation quickly ceased.

One humungous and humungously awkward moment later, my principal excused himself, stepping outside and closing the door behind him. The next week there was a new policy about getting off only at your own stop unless you had a note from your parents.

Boy, did I feel like a dope.

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No, Minnesota isn't paying for magical gential transformations during study hall.

It's not widely known, however, that Winona, Minnesota public schools **are** requiring all AP students to wear either a packy or breast forms, as appropriate, every day during homecoming week as part of their college prep Woke Ideology class.

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