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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

PAB has that backward - you move down to Florida to die.

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Greg's avatar

If we're going to let the less abled just die off let's start with DJT - the fucker is a goddamn moral cesspool with the brain of a 2 year old.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Let's put Grandpa Sundowning on the ice floe. If we can find one that hasn't melted yet, that is.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

That was a family joke - that once my parents became too old to get along by themselves that me and my sister would stick them on an iceberg - my family loves morbid humor.

However my 90 year-old parents will outlast the ice caps so we now need a plan B.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That stupid, brutal, Putin-loving trash must NEVER get back in the WH. Vote, and GOTV.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

You just know he was only excited to kill that guy because Obama killed Bin Laden. You just know Shitstain is NEVER getting over that. He may regret it more than Bin Laden himself.

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WeepingAngel~Lost In The Facts's avatar

My oldest daughter is on the spectrum. I worked with developmentally disabled adults and my middle daughter now works worth them. I wish I could say I'm shocked at this statement but I'm not.

My passive-aggressive, narcissistic ex-husband once said "if you really think she's 'that way' why are we wasting money to educate her?" He and I guess *I* am lucky this was over a phone call because I'd probably be in prison right now. She is high functioning, drives and holds a job. He didn't go to any therapy sessions or really do much with her because she didn't play sports like the younger two girls and even that was all about him.

I'll stop the ramble but even being a parent of a special needs child/adult doesn't change them. One parent at the place I used to work had her assmouth stickers on the car and "socialism is a liberal disease" and her adult child's care is paid by the state.

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Marty Smit's avatar

As a hearing impaired person I say Trump can eat shit & die. Fucking trust-fund baby whiny bitch.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

As president everything belongs to him, everything is an extension of him, even soldiers who were ordered to kill some guy. They are him. It's difficult to wrap your mind around a narcissist of his magnitude.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

“I killed him like a dog.” - FFS, get a new tagline you idiot. He’s probably kicking himself he didn’t tap Kristi Noem for Veep after all.

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zb23's avatar

he 100% uses that "[...] like a dog" line because he never was able to grasp the elementary school level pun behind the line "he lies like a dog". where it is a play on the two meanings of 'lie'. like a dog that is laying around all the time and someone lying all the time.

someone definitely said it to or about him and it got a reaction. but he just didn't *get it* and thinks the "like a dog" part is what makes it a clever saying. and now he just fills it in with whatever verb he fancies at the time. so now dogs are known for "cheating" and thinks "killed like a dog" is an actual saying.

he is a very stupid person where 90% of things you'd think everyone knows flies right over his head unimpeded.

my personal favorite of him just *not getting it* is when he showed how— even though he had a 10yo at the time— he had absolutely zero clue about Toy Story (3 of the movies had been released by this point).

Buzz Aldrin: Infinity and beyond. (Laughter)

Donald Trump: This is infinity here. It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something, but it could be infinity, right?

https://gizmodo.com/buzz-aldrins-toy-story-joke-hilariously-soars-over-trum-1796573118

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Daniel's avatar

"Killed like a dog" is an actual saying. It is normally used to mean that someone is killed in a particularly undignified and horrible way- so, for instance, the death squads roaming various South American cities' streets in the nineteen seventies killed people like dogs.

The thing is that Trump doesn't understand that this doesn't make the "like a dog" bit applicable to anything else. He does this with a lot of tags- "the late, great" is a more recent one that he uses to talk about Hannibal Lector, then there's "the great state of" which I know is a normal honorific to talk about a state but which he over-uses. It's not that he knows what they mean, and certainly never thinks about how they affect the phrase that follows them, it's just they are standard formulae for talking about a thing so he uses them every time.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

I think you’re absolutely right and thanks for bringing up that example with Buzz Aldrin. I think I missed that one at the time. In addition to being hateful and remarkably incurious, he is really uninformed about pop culture, as well as being incredibly uncultured generally. He is probably, without exaggeration, the dumbest president we’ve ever had. I think on some level, despite the Dunning-Kruger Effect, he has to know he doesn’t know much. So he covers it up with bluster and infantile insults. And the sense, born of insecurity and laziness, that if he doesn’t already know something it’s not worth knowing. He keeps bringing up Hannibal Lecter, as others have suggested here (and it makes sense) because he doesn’t understand the difference between political asylum and an insane asylum. He thinks he’s being clever.

He possesses not one worthwhile quality and it will haunt me to the end of my days how so many of our fellow Americans enabled, validated and supported him despite him being a complete horror show and a pitiful excuse of a man.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

PAB and JD Dunce are getting murdered by memes, and PAB only relates to cultural moments in the late 80's and early 90's, thereby reinforcing the OLD part of "stupid old man".

The kids HATE PAB, so we just gotta get them to the polls.

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Darth Trad's avatar

So, humanely after letting his owners hug him and grieve?

Oh... It was straight up murder? 'I killed him like a troubled 20 year old with a gun I stole and hiding on a roof to do it'

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

He’s not a smart man, apologies to Forrest Gump.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

You know who else was big on eliminating expensive disabled people?

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Darth Trad's avatar

George III.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I know someone who's become VERY expensive. See the RNC check ledger for more details!

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So Very Tired's avatar

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate That Fucking Guy any more than I already do…

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Seriously

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

MAGA health care plan: nobody is going to help you so die quickly.

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jte's avatar

That's been the Republican alternative to Obamacare for some time, actually.

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Nemo's avatar

It sounds to me like Trump would consider the Nazi T4 program a huge success. This is a message that all the Catholic maga people need to be told. The T4 program was Heydrich's beta test for the Holocaust.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

As a disabled American citizen, this shit is entirely too personal for comfort. I'm sure if Trump gets elected, I'm in for some hell because not only am I a single mother, but I am a single, disabled mother living on ssdi alone, having to use snap benefits and HUD in order to even exist. If he doesn't fuck me off and sentence me to death in some ways that are available to him, I'm sure there's at least one area that I will suffer greatly as a result. So please, for the love of dawg, vote.

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OhNoHereSheComes's avatar

I am in your exact situation. My daughter still lives with me at 22, because a) we like each other and b) she can’t afford to move out. But they have already taken my food stamps and hiked the rent, while hinting that I should be moved somewhere else cause I don’t have small children anymore.

Am looking for available ditches if Traitor gets in. Cause I’ll be dead.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

There's no mystery at all about it. If he wins this election, they are coming for your “entitlements” as they like to call them, immediately. They will claim to have a mandate from the people.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

We got your back.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Thanks Chuck 🙂

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oscarphile's avatar

How is this not exactly a "post-birth abortion," what Grampa Rapist suggested?

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Anotherangle01's avatar

This right here!!1!

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

If there actually were a God, Trump would be struck with a debilitating stroke, left unable to speak other than as a gargle, confined to a wheelchair or a bed, made to pee through a catheter and poop into a bag attached to his body.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

This still cycles on weekly prediction Bingo cards!

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oscarphile's avatar

You know his cult would still vote for him.

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