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Crystal Math?

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No. What is embarrassing is that I spent 5 minutes wondering if that is Mila Kunis. THEN I noticed the mistake.

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Peking Cooking College - Dept of Dim Sums.

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A film with Robert de Niro?

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SWEETHEARTS, THIS IS WATERGATE, GOODBYE!

No, it isn't. It's Stupid Watergate.

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I'm assuming he actually pays his goons, because they have ways other than the court system to extract moneys owed.

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Once upon a time, a 71 year old baby boy named Donald made a hemorrhoid. Donald grew up practicing The Power of Positive Thinking and he was really into self-worship. When he first laid eyes on the hemorrhoid he said, "wow, he's a real pie-eater." and named him Tumor. Donald's favorite thing about Tumor was his shiny orange tint, and that he seemed so self-actualized. To pass the time in between cheeseburgers and twooping, Donald with toy with Tumor. First it was just light-hearted jokes, but soon it got more serious. Some of Donald's inner circle began to exhibit signs of jealousy, especially when they saw Donald affectionately fondle Tumor. Donald began to shed friends, as he realized that Tumor was a better listener than most of the people he had ever known. As it happens, Donald was looking for a new chief-of-staff, and Tumor practically fell over himself gushing at the chance to take the job. To make it official Donald gave a live press conference, standing proudly next to Tumor, kissing him on the cheeks. Together they held their arms up in triumph, flashing the V sign, and complimenting each other's manhood repeatedly. Donald knew in his heart of hearts that with Tumor finally in charge, it would only be a matter of days, hours even, before his agenda was implemented. Stay tuned for chapter 2, coming soon.

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What? You've already forgotten when members of the Hawaiian Mafia showed up at Obama's doctor's office in the early morning hours and grabbed all his records?

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And be a lot whiter.

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Candygram.

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Records, 8 track tapes - they took all his music and it disappeared.

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Trick question. Ans. "Neither"

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Hey! Remember how Trumps wrists get too fat for his watch when he plays golf? Robin or Evan did a post on that awhile ago. It all makes sense now!

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I don't know Max Gill. But he does kind of look like Max Gail, who is still with us. I know that because my husband saw him at the post office the other day.

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Liked the comparison of Trump legal team to cheesy mob characters on TeeVees antics. Nail/Head.

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