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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

MASA, pronounced "Masser" for all the house N****s...

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

you sound like you read a lot of Larry Niven!

SullivanSt's avatar

We must not allow a tungsten mineshaft gap!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Why even pretend not to be evil?

dshwa's avatar

That's the light switch Biden should have hidden.

Little Lulu's avatar

Rick Santorum looks like Stephen Miller on meth.

unclejeems's avatar

Ah, Puzder. The name is more than slightly risible. And I think we should adopt the term,Uniquely Unqualified Administration, with a bow to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and apply it to the whole Trumpian shooting match.

But then again, what did we expect? Jesus.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Never! Lil'Donnie is going to class up the place by covering all that nasty old marble with gilting. Because nothing says class like golden plating everything.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Well, those cows are asking for it after all.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Well, those three are the parts that make them feel all tingly.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

He looks to me like the love-child of Vlad and Prince Charles.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Seems like an unfair comparison. The only thing PeeWee did was jerk off in a porn theater. While its not something to highlight in your Christmas letter, the others committed truly disgusting acts.

HarpyLibtart's avatar

So is it just California liberals that are Earthbenders or what? Cause if they're saying that just being a liberal and defying God will produce wrathful smitings, then the Women's March should have wiped DC off the map already...

phoenix00's avatar

On the brighter side, gay men are free and clear!