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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Erik Trump is cosplaying as a wealthy real estate tycoon. I agree with Marcie--Erik IS the most lamprey-faced failson of the Convicted Felon. Picture Christine Baranski's character in The Good Fight beating her head slowly and repeatedly against the wall as she discusses Usay and Qusay Trump with her character's husband, a repugnican.

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Related to this post in particular, never have I ever wanted giant sand worms to converge on a piece of real estate more fervently than I do this "clitoral hood" of a residence. EAT THE RICH

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MartiniDude's avatar

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

One can assume that any resemblance to a clitoral hood is purely coincidence.

None of the designers of that monstrosity would know what a clitoral hood was if one came up and bit them on the ass.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Wouldn't it be weird if one of Bezos's Blue Origin (Dick) rockets crashed into this thing?

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Saudi Arabia: On my bucket list... of places never to visit.

I just read that FIFA has approved S.A. for the 2034 World Cup. The football yobbos can have it. I hope they tear the place up since they are as moronic as Trump voters storming the Capitol and American football fans who riot whether their team wins or loses. I hope it's 134F when they play.

Females... just stay home. Sit this one out.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Maybe it's supposed to look like a hijab.

And no women allowed.

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Open Letters by Mersault's avatar

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE TRUMP VOTERS I’M FORCED TO SEE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like voting for cruelty

https://open.substack.com/pub/patricemersault/p/an-open-letter-to-the-trump-voters?utm_source=app-post-stats-page&r=4d7sow&utm_medium=ios

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WhateverLolawantsLolagets's avatar

You don't want to use the nickname "Poppy" for Trump, because that was literally Bush Sr.'s nickname. Some might think you are talking about Bush.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

As much of a bunch of wankers the entire Bush family is, it is libelous to compare them in any way to PAB.

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WhateverLolawantsLolagets's avatar

What are you talking about? I said what I said. There is nothing libelous about what I said, so knock it off!

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Zen Gali's avatar

god forbid

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The grift goes on apace.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Arggghhh

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm willing to sell him naming rights to my farms privy, I don't like to brag but it's a two seater with electric lights and a window.

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SethTriggs's avatar

This is sure to lower American prices!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You're probably not going to believe this, but he's already started walking back the story that he's going to do something about the price of eggs.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Surprised Pikachu GIF

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I prefer the portmanteau "Ivarod" myself.

It sounds like a dogsled race in Siberia.

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Cryny's avatar

... 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝑬𝑷𝑨 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝑷𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔.

Excuse me, what? Why would somebody as wealthy as Pruitt buy a used mattress, much less a used 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 mattress?

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