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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Medicaid and Medicare? That's OUR fucking money, you Swiss-cheese brained evil toddler!

"M"'s avatar

This right here

Looking for this right here

🌟🌟🌟

PixieThis68's avatar

Same for Social Security. You want to end it? I want you to send me a check.

"M"'s avatar

This needs to be a campaign slogan

Hank Napkin's avatar

Will someone PLEASE hide his teeth while he's sleeping.

Warren's avatar

There will be a mutiny. Messing with promotion based on merit guarantees it. Meantime, Secretary of Lethality’s Wingman gets his own BF Wings award, the expired frozen chicken wing award card, with the coveted Orange Shorts and Crop Top that shows off your manly white beer belly. Here’s to you Mr Secretary Wingman Driscoll. Bud Lite Salutes Real Men Of Genius!!! (A baseball hat and sunglasses are a disguise??? My three year old nephew thinks that!)

IAmArlo's avatar

This regime and its war is going to make us poor for a long time.

clairence's avatar

So, the plan is to offset $500 billion in spending with $75 billion in cuts?

R. Riddle's avatar

It's Post-Truth Math.

GH Swell's avatar

Everyone knows domestic spending costs 10x what military industrial complex grift does. /s

SunMoonStars's avatar

Where is that fucking sun blaster when you need one.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

okay!

the stage is set for yr Friday night news dump because

it here, yrrrrr

smoking lamp is lit!

[and heeeeeere's Hooperman!]

lordpnut's avatar

Stroke me lightly, barkeep.

lordpnut's avatar

My apologies, budman.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

*pulls on the bar doorknob hopefully*

Oy!'s avatar

"Trump on John McCain: ‘I like people who weren’t captured’"

(Hopefully the missing pilot won't be captured but this was brought to mind . . .)

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https://apnews.com/article/id-cde31d2fa3a244d29de77b31a59b799a

Marlon Again's avatar

Already heard the pig say he won't negotiate.

T L Mills's avatar

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬 How I loathe and despise Trump.

clairence's avatar

did he say, "they knew what they were getting into"?

Nancy Naive's avatar

“Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito fell ill last month during event in Philadelphia”

“I’d rather be in Philadelphia”

Mysterysurf's avatar

Not ill enough obviously.

Warren's avatar

I hope it’s Montezuma’s Revenge, and Martha Ann gets it too. “Where’s your pine tree flag now, eh? Where’s your golden calf yacht club now?” “Was it to die in the wilderness that the Federalist Society brought us out of the bondage of Big Government?”

Mavenmaven's avatar

Timely E. G. Robinson reference!

lordpnut's avatar

Fuck yeah! I hope he experiences the full nine yards of existential horror as he looks into the abyss.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

On topic! Because about cat food!

Could someone explain to me why it is necessary to scoop dry food out of the bowl so that it lands on the floor before (some of) it is consumed?

coco lurks from home's avatar

My immediate thought is maybe avoiding any potential whisker stress from the bowl?

Other than that - cats, man, I dunno.

TakingAmes's avatar

One of my cats did that with a kibble he didn’t like as much as the cheaper Friskies version. He doesn’t do it with Friskies.

Marlon Again's avatar

That's just science, there. You have to claim it to eat it.

Had a gray longhair who would growl while he ate, thus warding off the competition.

coco lurks from home's avatar

OMG, adorbs. This is... Gryffin?

Warren's avatar

Mine keep leaving bits of kibble in their water bowls. The kittens keep walking in their dishes of canned food as we try to wean them. Little paw prints in the pate, every day. Do you have an explanation for that, Ms Cleopatra, the Cat Psychic?

Lurking for the dick jokes's avatar

Mine like to bat and chase it down and then consume it as well

Marlon Again's avatar

RE the missing air crewperson: Are we gonna go through the Francis Gary Powers thing again?

I hope we locate and retrieve him before the Iranians do.

Warren's avatar

Bridge of Spies? But Secretary of Lethality blew up the bridge!

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

The 70s era instrument panel was a nice touch.

YaJagoff's avatar

Favorite flavor of trumps line of cat food - TACO Tuna

mr_snarky's avatar

yeah it's like a video game to that mthrfker

EyeQueue's avatar

It's disgusting. Those are *real people and whole fucking towns of them are now gone*. :(

YaJagoff's avatar

It's almost Hooper time, it's almost Hooper time *sung to the tune of Howdy Doody*

noname's avatar

Friday dump time already?

Nancy Naive's avatar

It’s drinky-winky time. It’s drinky-winky time.

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Breaking News: US fighter jet shot down over Iran

TFG:

"I like people who weren't shot down, OK?"

Bradthe🤖's avatar

An F-15E with two crewpersons.

And Iran has offered rewards to anyone who locates them and informs the police.

I hope our SAR teams are quick!

satch's avatar

Update: An A10 Warthog involved in the search and rescue operation was also shot down.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Fucking HELL.

I'd insist that Kegsbreath be sent to the front to LOOK for that crew but I really want them to have SOME hope of rescue.

YaJagoff's avatar
1hEdited

Great. We're still winning tho, right?

EyeQueue's avatar

'MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUKC YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic's avatar

USA no. 39! USA no. 39!

YaJagoff's avatar

Another $100 million shot in the ass.

Chemical's avatar

Another $100 million spent to keep Epstein out of the headlines