There will be a mutiny. Messing with promotion based on merit guarantees it. Meantime, Secretary of Lethality’s Wingman gets his own BF Wings award, the expired frozen chicken wing award card, with the coveted Orange Shorts and Crop Top that shows off your manly white beer belly. Here’s to you Mr Secretary Wingman Driscoll. Bud Lite Salutes Real Men Of Genius!!! (A baseball hat and sunglasses are a disguise??? My three year old nephew thinks that!)
I hope it’s Montezuma’s Revenge, and Martha Ann gets it too. “Where’s your pine tree flag now, eh? Where’s your golden calf yacht club now?” “Was it to die in the wilderness that the Federalist Society brought us out of the bondage of Big Government?”
Mine keep leaving bits of kibble in their water bowls. The kittens keep walking in their dishes of canned food as we try to wean them. Little paw prints in the pate, every day. Do you have an explanation for that, Ms Cleopatra, the Cat Psychic?
Medicaid and Medicare? That's OUR fucking money, you Swiss-cheese brained evil toddler!
This right here
Looking for this right here
🌟🌟🌟
Same for Social Security. You want to end it? I want you to send me a check.
This needs to be a campaign slogan
Will someone PLEASE hide his teeth while he's sleeping.
In his ass.
There will be a mutiny. Messing with promotion based on merit guarantees it. Meantime, Secretary of Lethality’s Wingman gets his own BF Wings award, the expired frozen chicken wing award card, with the coveted Orange Shorts and Crop Top that shows off your manly white beer belly. Here’s to you Mr Secretary Wingman Driscoll. Bud Lite Salutes Real Men Of Genius!!! (A baseball hat and sunglasses are a disguise??? My three year old nephew thinks that!)
This regime and its war is going to make us poor for a long time.
So, the plan is to offset $500 billion in spending with $75 billion in cuts?
It's Post-Truth Math.
Everyone knows domestic spending costs 10x what military industrial complex grift does. /s
Where is that fucking sun blaster when you need one.
okay!
the stage is set for yr Friday night news dump because
it here, yrrrrr
smoking lamp is lit!
[and heeeeeere's Hooperman!]
Stroke me lightly, barkeep.
talk to the other guy
My apologies, budman.
*pulls on the bar doorknob hopefully*
"Trump on John McCain: ‘I like people who weren’t captured’"
(Hopefully the missing pilot won't be captured but this was brought to mind . . .)
.
https://apnews.com/article/id-cde31d2fa3a244d29de77b31a59b799a
Already heard the pig say he won't negotiate.
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬 How I loathe and despise Trump.
did he say, "they knew what they were getting into"?
Not publicly. Yet.
“Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito fell ill last month during event in Philadelphia”
“I’d rather be in Philadelphia”
Not ill enough obviously.
Not yet!
I hope it’s Montezuma’s Revenge, and Martha Ann gets it too. “Where’s your pine tree flag now, eh? Where’s your golden calf yacht club now?” “Was it to die in the wilderness that the Federalist Society brought us out of the bondage of Big Government?”
Timely E. G. Robinson reference!
Fuck yeah! I hope he experiences the full nine yards of existential horror as he looks into the abyss.
On topic! Because about cat food!
Could someone explain to me why it is necessary to scoop dry food out of the bowl so that it lands on the floor before (some of) it is consumed?
My immediate thought is maybe avoiding any potential whisker stress from the bowl?
Other than that - cats, man, I dunno.
One of my cats did that with a kibble he didn’t like as much as the cheaper Friskies version. He doesn’t do it with Friskies.
Predators have to "kill" their food before they consume it.
That is an extremely low-effort kill
Largely ceremonial.
Ah…
That's just science, there. You have to claim it to eat it.
Had a gray longhair who would growl while he ate, thus warding off the competition.
Since we’re getting scientifical, explanation this, please:
https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-237824737?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di
OMG, adorbs. This is... Gryffin?
Mine keep leaving bits of kibble in their water bowls. The kittens keep walking in their dishes of canned food as we try to wean them. Little paw prints in the pate, every day. Do you have an explanation for that, Ms Cleopatra, the Cat Psychic?
Paw-Doh?
Mine like to bat and chase it down and then consume it as well
Ah, recreational eating?
They seem to enjoy the chase
RE the missing air crewperson: Are we gonna go through the Francis Gary Powers thing again?
I hope we locate and retrieve him before the Iranians do.
Bridge of Spies? But Secretary of Lethality blew up the bridge!
OT: For safety reasons, always check the setting on your conversion therapy machine:
https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notices-conversion-therapy-device-set-to-reverse/
The 70s era instrument panel was a nice touch.
Favorite flavor of trumps line of cat food - TACO Tuna
yeah it's like a video game to that mthrfker
It's disgusting. Those are *real people and whole fucking towns of them are now gone*. :(
It's almost Hooper time, it's almost Hooper time *sung to the tune of Howdy Doody*
Friday dump time already?
It’s drinky-winky time. It’s drinky-winky time.
Breaking News: US fighter jet shot down over Iran
TFG:
"I like people who weren't shot down, OK?"
An F-15E with two crewpersons.
And Iran has offered rewards to anyone who locates them and informs the police.
I hope our SAR teams are quick!
Update: An A10 Warthog involved in the search and rescue operation was also shot down.
Fucking HELL.
I'd insist that Kegsbreath be sent to the front to LOOK for that crew but I really want them to have SOME hope of rescue.
Great. We're still winning tho, right?
'MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUKC YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USA no. 39! USA no. 39!
Another $100 million shot in the ass.
Another $100 million spent to keep Epstein out of the headlines