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Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's French for "throw pies at millionaires", isn't it?

Fifth Dentist's avatar

"Pied-a-tierre."

Tell me that PAB didn't write that "Truth" post without telling me that PAB didn't write that "Truth" post.

tehbaddr's avatar

I actually just viewed a commercial for on phone gaming where a roadside construction worker was thanking a dude for showing him a game where he could win money. Dude said "and now you don't have to worry where your next meal is coming from"!

FUCKING PEAK IDIOCRACY!

Warren's avatar

“It’s got electrolytes! It’s what plants need!”

MacCruiskeen's avatar

What does $5 million get you in NYC these days? A 2-bedroom condo in Park Slope?

Warren's avatar

A refrigerator box with a portajohn in back.

PixieThis68's avatar

I'm tired of the childish nicknames, the rudeness, the hate, the endless lies. But what really pisses me off if the media NEVER PUSHES BACK.

Now it's jihadists and communists and socialists. And none of them mean the same thing and the repub followers just nod and go along with it because education sucks in this country, and I could go on an on.

I'll just leave it at this...

TAX THE BLEEPING RICH. Tax the billionaire off of them. Evil monsters.

Antifa Commander's avatar

My favorite new stupid word is “islamosocialism.” What does that mean? Who knows? But it sounds bad!

Sherry's avatar

Ya know, if all those people were fleeing NYC for FL or TX, then they would still be paying property taxes at a higher rate. You'd think that these bastions of freedom from taxation would be happy for the additional revenue but also happy to see NYC fail because of Mamdani. But they know that that won't be the case.

I find it quite ironic that Sergei Brin has spent $100 million to fight the proposed tax the rich initiative on the CA ballot. Dude, you could have paid less with the tax increase. Just because they're rich, doesn't make them smart.

Reminds me of the line from working girl where Joan Cusack's character tells Melanie Griffith, "You know just cuz I dance around mu living room in my under, it don't make Madonna".

satch's avatar

TFG: "People aren't mad at me, they're mad at Republicans."

The cult leader cannot fail, he can only be failed.

Martha Howell's avatar

Will ANYONE think of the poor Piaget and Rolex salespeople?

Pig Bodine's avatar

Do not eat the rich. They are too fatty. Render them into tallow to grease the wheels of progress as we move forward along the road to Utopia.

Sherry's avatar

Better yet, roast slowly with a spit over low flame.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Oh, the Radical Left Jihadists and their Congestion Pricing! Who could forget Ayatollah Masstransitah and his fatwah against the SUV?

Warren's avatar

Cities and chartered municipalities may tax. Since before there was a USA, that has been the law. Going back before the 13th Century, Justices Alito and Scalia. Going back to the city states of Athens and Sparta and Corinth. San Antonio has a municipal sales tax, a property tax, and guest taxes on tourists. (We even welcome birth tourists! Stay on the River Walk, listen to Jim Cullen’s Jazz Band, take a boat ride, visit the Alamo, have a baby, do a bris if it’s a boy! Hospitality is our name!) Sorry Donnie. Even if you are a tyrant, which like henchman, didn’t used to be derogatory, just descriptive, you can’t stop death and taxes. And this guy in a black robe carrying a scythe was just in San Antonio, asking about you. Do you have an Appointment in Samarra tonight?

Sherry's avatar

I loved every word of this comment. No notes!

PrimerGray's avatar

I wish I had been able to spend some time in San Antonio when I was there in 2008. I was just there for a day.

RRJKR's avatar

There are NO conservatives!! No Buckleys. Goldwaters or anything. No political ideology at all People choosing to call themselves conservatives today are simply know nothing bigots blindly following an even dumber Populist leader.

EyeQueue's avatar

They are Confederates.

SkeptiKC's avatar

They are filth who've belligerently turned their backs on the edicts of the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. All while they DEMAND the various amenities and protections provided by that very document.

I see those petulant motherfuckers as insidious TRAITORS to this republic. And it will NOT go well for any of these two-faced fuckwits who seek any "debate" regarding the integrity of the US Constitution.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

"Trump insisted that the tax, which might at the outside affect 17,000 properties in New York City, was already leading 'tens of thousands of people' to flee to Florida and Texas, taking all their money (and potential tax revenue) with them,"

Even if this was true, why the fuck does he care? Like, that just means that the money is moving to pro-Trump states. Wouldn't he want that?

I mean, I know the real reason he doesn't like it, and that's because it's a tax on him specifically. I just continually wonder how his own voters square it with themselves without the sheer cognitive dissonance frictioning their brains apart.

Sherry's avatar

I thought the same thing. Why would he care except we know he hates paying taxes.

satch's avatar

Hey, pied a terrorists, Pensacola is that way...

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Fun fact: i misspelled harem as haram on pornhub one time and the results just came back with a banner that was like "it's not too late, you don't have to do this" and no videos. Shit was wild.

EDIT: Felt pretty judgy coming from pornhub tbh

EyeQueue's avatar
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: Maybe it thought you were looking up hot gorilla action and it was letting you know it wasn't too late? XD XD XD XD (Harambi).

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Damn.

Even pornhub has a "too fucking sick for us' category.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

It probably thought i was looking for csa, but wouldn't haram also just be, like, porn in general? I'm pretty sure sex outside marriage is haram in islam. Also, what if I was just looking for femboys or something? Pornhub being judgy.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Actually probably worried about snuff.

ISIS liked to post videos of murdering people.

Warren's avatar
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“Women are for marrying, boys are for fun.” Quoth the Jundi, when I asked. He also smoked during the daytime during Ramadan. It’s cultural. Inshallah.

GH Swell's avatar

Maybe they should double the tax on buildings with surnames in lettering taller than 2’ and or higher than the second story. Triple if the lettering is a shade of gold. Quadrupled if the first letter is a ‘T’

GH Swell's avatar

Could be a public safety hazard, letters up so high falling, and ‘T’ has three pointy ends, so appropriate risk mitigation should be considered.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Maybe they should seize his family's assets and throw him in gitmo.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Quintuple if it rhymes with "dump".

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Ironic Trumpf keeps pointing to Tejas and Florida because Tejas is rated one of the worst states to live in and Florida is going thru a slo motion real estate crash in part due to international tourism from Canada (esp) and the rest of the world tanking and an insurance crisis caused in large part by man made global climate change that Trump and the rest keep denying.

If you can't make it in NYC then you probably won't make it anywhere.

Warren's avatar
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As long as the NY Stock Exchange is on Wall Street, and as long as Rockefeller’s Citibank keeps making loans, and the NY Fed has gold in the basement, the oligarchs and their minions will live in NY. So they pay high property taxes? So we who pay property taxes, especially in Michigan, should care? Coleman Young did a business tax on commuters who worked in Duh-troit snd lived outside the city. It is legal, Donnie!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Why limit yourself?

He also failed in Atlantic City and Vegas.

Really the only place he's had success is Moscow.

Warren's avatar

ISWYDT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And Vladimir and Mossad have the pee-pee tape to prove it!