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Susan Mazur-Stommen's avatar

I love her commitment to leopard print

larry gassan's avatar

Mr Newberger’s thesis is Trump will reveal that his Emmy was stolen from him. Hence the Big Reveal.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Joke.

Q: How do get Trump to change a light bulb?

A: Tell him Obama put the old one in.

Rickhead's avatar

I'm new to the Substack but was a poster on Wonkett before. I thought I'd check it out again.

Hello!

Addo's avatar

Thank you for "beating the absolute shitfire", what a great expression!

larry gassan's avatar

“Shit fire” is a manly masculine adjective that gets Nancy Mace all lathered up.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Just a reminder: Hugo Chavez died in 2013, seven years before the 2020 election.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

When Obama was president and likely didn't need his time machine.

John Norris's avatar

Will he start off showing a picture of a camel?

Dave Hayman's avatar

Lotsa comments, more than one probably says that Fox paid millions (787 of 'em) not billions, to settle the Dominion suit.

RNDM31's avatar

Trumpinocchio wants to become a real President!

Dave's Not Here's avatar

I just heard from a source that Ron Johnson is actually a hologram. A dimwitted hologram, but still.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That explains so much.

Bat In The Belfry's avatar

Seems like a good time to remind readers that all of the Venezuela stuff came from an unreliable source with an axe to grind. Jonathan Larsen did amazing work laying it all out. Here’s a good place to start:

https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/maduro-captured

There are links to the other articles at the end of that one. Fair warning, the whole thing reads like some kind of Tom Clancy Mad Libs, and all the more horrifying that it isn’t fiction.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

A new distract8ion is needed, now that That Guy has paid one of the victims of his rapey ways

𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘌 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 $5.6 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 $5.6 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘺'𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-e-jean-carroll-paid-million-b3014720.html

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Well that made me smile!

Thanks, Jen!

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Given that the proven Rapist Trump has shown that he turns these speeches into party political broadcasts and that he has proven he cannot tell the truth when it comes to elections, why would any network cover this live? I can see FOX "news" or CNN giving up airtime, but why would NBC or CBS? Well, other than Bari Weiss needs something to masturbate to.

"M"'s avatar

I would really really REALLY like for national Democrats to take a lesson from this MASTER CLASS in WHOOPING CONFEDERATE REPUBLICAN BEHIND that Senator Jon Ossoff gives here in his press availability

which, I would like to note (with history as a "Cassandra" type strategist, if you will) that he GOT OUT AHEAD of Donald's scheduled Thursday Fountain of Lies in order to do

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mqmwjfbtko2g

and also that the man knows how to draw a boundary with the press (who also seem to never have a FOLLOW-UP QUESTION for Republicans, but that at this point is a secondary if not tertiary concern)

and also that yes, that suit he has on is mighty nice

Stephen St John's avatar

I see a FOX NEWS SPECIAL REPORT!!!!!!!! coming up on Thursday.