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Led Tassle's avatar

The only reason he's waiting until Thursday night is that there's no professional sportsball on. Even the Capri Sun Cup has nil on its pitch that day.

Well, the Mets are playing in Philadelphia up against this speech, but that doesn't technically count as professional sportsball the way they've been playing.

Pub Option's avatar

T***p has Georgia on his mind.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Thursday night? Same night as the end of the England-Argentina semi-final? Lol. His rating will be in the toilet where his morals are.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Uh, you mean Spain v France don't you?

AIB's avatar

Wednesday night game.

jltympanum's avatar

"Donald Trump is going to address the nation on Thursday night". But he is not going to be speaking. He will bray, as usual.

dave's avatar

"Onagrocracy"-- government by braying asses.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I can feel his spittle hitting my face already.

Rad's avatar

There are no adults left in the room. None. And it's not even August.

Worriedman's avatar

I am on the lookout for somebody that I can call a "square-headed degenerate try-hard"

What's sad is I've got more than one candidate...

FRANK DOTY's avatar

Enough is enough. Get this guy out of office!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I wonder if he'll even bother to say anything about Iran. Probably not.

AIB's avatar

“Plans to interfere in the 2020 election…” That’s all you got? Plans?

Stanta Knows's avatar

A concept of a plan

jltympanum's avatar

"made of thermostats and pizza". So that's why they are crunchy!

DogParent's avatar

Someone at the WH is going to have a long day tomorrow, pasting more of those AI-generated pictures of the ballroom to foamcore so Donald can wave them around to soothe himself after he whines out 45 minutes of weird misinformation about Iran, Israel, and U.S. elections. I hope literally no one watches him, so he spends the whole night on the toilet sending "truths" about having the highest ratings of any presidential address ever.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Every minute he spends spewing like this in front of cameras is a minute he IS NOT ACTUALLY STEALING MONEY or selling pardons or using proxies to buy the preferred stock as he manipulates the markets. It is also a minute where he is not near children or young girls or any woman for that matter.

Maryland Bear's avatar

My concern is not that Trump will try to overturn a specific election.

My concern is that this is part of a larger, long-term strategy to convince the American people that elections are fundamentally untrustworthy and must be radically reformed to make sure only "qualified citizens" can vote.

"You want to vote? We'll need notarized letters from five men, good and true, attesting to your character. None of them can be relatives or members of your household, and one must be a GOP Senator. The application must be signed in your own blood. DNA testing will be performed. Oh, and a ballot marked with nothing other than 'All the Republicans' written in purple crayon in valid."

G-7 in Space's avatar

Jim Crow for EVERYONE! How many beams in that jar, libtard??

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Know what I'll be doing on Thursday night at 9? Watching Jurassic Park for the 11teenth time as a rememberance to Sam. Jurassic Park is available to stream free everywhere now. AND Paul told me about a wonderful movie Sam did called The Dish. I found it here and it's FREE! I need to plan our snack menu for Thursday night. I'm gonna go BIG in honor of Sam. That's my plan.

https://ok.ru/video/1662406494758

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Yeah . . . I'm not sure I'd trust a link under the .ru TLD.

goCatgo's avatar

Een Russia, internet links you.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I watch movies from here all the time without any problem.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

You know what adults do when they have real evidence?

They take it to court.

If taking it to court isn’t your first step, then you’re doing bullshit that wouldn’t stand up to the scrutiny of a court and the risk of perjury.

Pub Option's avatar

Donnie repeatedly goes to court without any real evidence.

AIB's avatar

The only forum he cares about right now is the Senate. He wants the SAVE Act passed.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

They’re pathetic, they’re inept, they’re evil.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Like the Demons....