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I know we aren't supposed to resort to picking on ugly people here, but come on now. It should be fair game if you also are a horrible person and a Trump-humpin' wingnut. Therefore, Matt Gaetz is one ugly sumbitch.

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Also, if you have an (R) after your name, all sins are forgiven.

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Jeff Tiedrich Tweet: "What kind of shithole political party flies so far the fuck off the rails that a Cheney becomes its moral center?"

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He is following in the footsteps of Ted Cruz: piss everyone off your first year.

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A slap? I can think of lots of other things his face deserves that involve a lot more violence than a slap, but comment policy . . . .

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And you know how, when Biden signs an executive order, he uses a real pen and not a Sharpie? And then when he's done, he doesn't hold it up for the camera after he signs it with this mindless grin like he was a first grader who just got a gold star on his spelling test? I hate that!

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Totally gnarly.

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Yes, yes, YES. Please, Matt, PLEEZ, let Dick take you out in the woods. Though with a gun that's hopefully loaded with something besides mere birdshot. Maybe they should go . . . bear hunting. They have a lot of bears in Wyoming, right?

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Indeed.

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And he's so deep in the closet that he can find Narnia on the other side.

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Yeah, we said that about Mitt Romney once, too. I mean, I'd still vote for Barry over him, but considering what we just went through, Mitt looks like TR by comparison.

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Reminds me of movies like L.A. Confidential, where the two guys who are mortal opponents somehow find a common enemy and together are stronger than either would have been alone.

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He has a mind?

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It's like those folks who take the dial-in phone polls and press "3" for "I'm not sure." Nothing like taking a stand.

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I dunno. Despite her lifetime of being evil, I appreciate it that, when the chips were down, she took a principled stand against the real monster. It gave some cover to the others who voted, given her prominence. It's like how I'm still (marginally) grateful to CJ Roberts for voting to uphold the ACA -- twice.

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That is a very good movie.

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