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simpledinosaur's avatar

The news has Trump saying today, "I know what I'm doing" a propos of his insane tariff-slinging here and there. If you have to say, "I know what I'm doing," you probably don't. He definitely doesn't.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

I feel like I accidently walked into the Mad Hatter's tea party.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Donald Trump "bragged" about winning a golf championship? I think it's pretty safe to say that Donald Trump LIED about winning a golf championship. Unless he cheated. In which case he cheated and then LIED.

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DemoCat's avatar

They justify and rationalize his every move. Golfing is strategic. It shows he’s not worried about world leaders. He’s golfing with confidence. His lies just keep everyone guessing. Or, everyone lies, he’s just more shameless about it. His sexual assaults? Either media and prosecution hoaxes, or, he’s just an alpha male, bro. The stock market falling? 5 dimensional chess. One day, the market will recover, and whenever that day comes, we have him to thank for it.

He’s like a hopelessly troubled child that a parent has undying loyalty and protection for. No matter what he does, he’s momma’s boy!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Golfing with his Saudi buddies is more important to Krasnov than the American people.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. That Thing does not walk. He takes a golf cart.

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Dina's avatar

Yep. The only waddling he does on the course is the two feet from his cart to the ball.

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Old Pal's avatar

Two things can be true at the same time:

1. We're better off when he's golfing instead of signing executive orders.

2. The media should highlight the laziness and hypocrisy that his golfing exemplifies.

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diogenez's avatar

While golfing is a relatively safe activity, lightning strikes on golf courses, though rare, do occur, with the odds of being struck estimated at around 1 in 3,000.

Trump is a very large target. Just saying...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The CIA should switch out his hair spray for one with a fine iron emulsion in it.

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

“Trump just loves golf more than he loves just about anything else…”

Gary, you are dead wrong. Golf is a game of honor…the only game where participants are honor-bound to call penalties on themselves. Read “Commander in Cheat”, by Rick Reilly, in which Trump breaks rule after rule, or look at his vanity USGA handicap index, which will reveal that he has not recorded a legitimate, attested score in years so that he can pretend that he is a good player. He breaks the rules, fakes his scores, and “wins” every tournament at his clubs, probably by waiting until every other player has turned in their scorecard, then submitting his “score,” which magically wins….and never gets called out because he surrounds himself with crooks, liars and grifters.

Donald Trump would truly hate the real game of golf…which he has never, ever played.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Ultimate (frisbee) is also self-officiated. The Spirit of the Game is a crucial concept.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Golf of America.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Golf until your cheeseburger-infused heart finally seizes up and collapses with one final prolonged fart."

Just imagine the stench when he dies and starts degassing!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If it happened on Air Force One, the plane would never reach the ground safely.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"waddling down the fairways at Doral"

Oh C'mom! He doesn't waddle down the fairway, he gets somebody to drive him down to where he sliced the ball in a golf cart!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Reports are that our Mr. Chump has a turbocharged golf cart that travels faster than the other golf carts so he can get to the green first and arrange his shot.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"arrange", you mean kick his ball to where he can get a good shot with it.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It's the blatant corruption with the Saudi's that is appalling. Can you imagine if Biden....fuck it, nevermind. We all know GOP and its media (AOT,K) would have been screaming. But it's chess with Hair Furor.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

US taxpayers have already spent $23 million on Trump's golf outings.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/17/trump-golf-taxes

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Hardly Boys checked it out. No wastefraudandabuse™.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Thanks, Gary, for the hole-in- one delivery. I agree that I would much rather him be playing golf than in the Oval creating mayhem and misery! Let his toadies drive him around and tell him what a great tee shot he has!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Gonna be a lot of broken NDA's when he kicks.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Worst optics ever from the worst president ever.

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