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It seems weird that the headquarters for Twitter is in California. It’s just such an unCalifornia thing. 🤔 The company, not the people on it. Certainly not me. 😬

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From what I’ve seen on the news today that is correct. It’s not legal to put this crappy assistant in charge. In fact it’s unconstitutional. That’s what the op-ed by what’s his name from the Obama administration and Kellyanne Conway‘s husband said. Not constitutional. Oh it’s in the post here on Wonkette. If the only boss of you is the president (ie you’re a cabinet secretary) then you have to be Senate confirmed. And that’s in the constitution. And when there actually is a deputy attorney general then it’s just super bizarre and wrong to put this crappy assistant in. There’s a standard way of doing it and it should be Rosenstein. Just like it was Yates at the changeover between Obama and Trump administration is.

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I think it’s going to be some ludicrous weirdo we never heard of. Like somebody who was an aid/co-conspirator to Kobach 10 years ago in some crazy Kansas-based fuckery that participated in the economic distraction of that state. With a name like Phil Elbow. Who went to Yale was some shithead from the Federalist society. Y’know like Kavanaugh.

Here’s a song parody about Kavanaugh song to the tune of Camelot! 😆https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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Did he smoke it? But seriously I hope you had a good time at the show.

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I just saw him at the Hollywood Bowl!

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And there hasn't been a mass shooting in...oh. Shit.

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He doesn't have eye bags, he has eye hammocks.

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So, I guess the 5000 troops can go home now?

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A racist elf is worse than a transgendered homophobe. Its self loathing with a twist.

The ex-Keebler ain't even cooking cookies no more or baking white bread, cuz he out.The Sessions sessions are done, find a new therapist or gain a new phobia.

Buh bye KeeblerYour ears we will missMuch more than your faceBut not all that shit about raceYour smirkety smirkand stuttering clamor Won't say it with a gunbut listen to my hammerYou got Trumpedand shat upon by a mangoshoulda never danced with the Cumquatespecially the Tango.

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The only thing that he ever did that was of any use to anyone, ever, was recusing himself, not because of any high moral standard but because, as a wily political and legal creep, Jeff Secessions realized that he had to, if he wanted to avoid lots o' jail.

So, farewell, Jeff, I'll miss you a little but not much because it looks like Trump managed to "appoint" an illegal flunky.

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Jeff's gonna run for his old seat again? Called it.

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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

https://politics.theonion.c...

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A stuck elevator in Trump Tower.

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I have $10 on Kris Kobach. I can't imagine he'd get confirmed, but still.

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Jeff Sessions can now retire from politics and enjoy his dream job of serving as a garden gnome outside KKK headquarters. Congrats to Jeff Sessions on giving up his senate seat and letting the president humiliate him for two years so he could try to disenfranchise as many non-white people as possible now he is going to a farm upstate where he’ll have lots of space to run around and be racist…..https://image.cagle.com/211...

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