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Kathryn Wallenstein's avatar

HhhhhMMmm , SeeMs SO0o FaMiLiaR : THe ARTiFiCe oF THe SCHPieL

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Marycat2021's avatar

"Part of that deal involved allowing Iran access to billions of dollars in assets in overseas bank accounts, which the West had frozen to try and force the Iranians to the negotiating table."

Not quite. You neglected to mention that these assets belonged to the Iranian people, not the government.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I suspect that Trump and his toadies will yet make some illicit and treasonous bargain with Iran's worst extremists that'll make the Iran-Contra business look honest and straightforward.

And Karoline Leavitt will be right there, loudly claiming it was legitimate, legal, and constitutional. As a true Nazi succubus does. I wonder how often she muses that she is, after all, the fifth press secretary Trump has employed, and that in his first term he went through four of them in four years. No matter how you grovel and truckle and lie and bootlick in that position, you evidently can't keep up with Trump's lies and sudden changes of his current lies. You end by contradicting him (without that intention) and being made a scapegoat.

Leavitt's name wasn't mentioned by Joy Behar on The View just recently, when Behar said of Trump (very mildly, with marked understatement) "He doesn't like strong women. He likes dutiful, obedient women who compliment him."

And oh, how Trumpists raged in the comments section of GATEWAY PUNDIT. One of the most staggering responses was, "POTUS loves strong, intelligent, classy, women, I mean, seriously, He’s married to one!"

One who married him for his money while he married her for her looks. And now she hates his guts, if her stony face and chill reaction whenever he's near her in public is anything to judge by.

Leaving gender out of it, it's obvious that Donald Trump cannot stand having any PERSON working for him who is anything but a crawling sycophant who treats him like the voice of God Almighty. Disagree with him, tell him the truth, bar one of his executive orders (if you're a judge) on the grounds that it's illegal, and see how he reacts.

As for his attitude to women, his comment, "When you're a star they let you grab 'em by the pussy," sums him up just nicely thank you.

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BLUEBOLT's avatar

I want want someone to kill that motherfucker, I'm definitely not kidding I want that motherfucking piece of orange 💩 trash trumpturd DEAD. I dream about it, I wake up thinking about it, sometimes that's all I can think of during the day. I just think about how happy I would be, how I would be dancing in the streets if someone would kill that son of a bitch

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"We win in Iran and the dominoes start falling: Red White & Blowland. Canama. Panada. Califlorida."

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Vic's avatar

Dimwit Karoline cleverly writes about "pallets of cash."

Pallets of cash you see that over at the Pentagon's loading dock, and defense-contractor unemployables' loading docks every hour of every day. Those bomb toy fetishes of yours cost money, Honey. Paid for not by you but by people who actually work for a living.

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jltympanum's avatar

That 's one fuck of a picture up top. Looks like he is just about to throw up.

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marydn's avatar

Hey, Gary! Next time can we have a picture of a doggo or kitteh instead of pussy neck? Or a picture of a capybara, they are wonderful animals. Would make a great president. Anyway, it is just a thought.

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blueicebank's avatar

Now, I'm on YouTube's animal rescues vids. Cool, except they are obviously AI generated, especially the narration.

"A Leopard Who Should Have Died – But One Man Couldn't Walk Away"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE0rue3a6fI

I think we should have a contest, on how to out-AI in AI narration. Let me try:

"There I was, lions to the left, leopards to the right, and surrounded by bull elephants. Fortunately I had Gunga Din at my side. Then a soft mewing came over the savanna, which was basked in goldenrod from the rising sun. Bird started chirping their incessant chatter. I hate birds. Me and Gunga Din found a lion cub with a thorn in its paw, and the lion pride practically begged me to take it out using my opposable thumb. The savanna was still as I approached the cub. Not even the fucking birds chirped. Far off, a drum solo began from the natives. Gunga Din knew that when the drums stopped, the bass solo would follow.

Anyway, that's how I became an honorary member of a lion pride.

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Zap's avatar

Pls. Not the bass solo.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. That Thing in the Offal Office thinks everyone is as stupid, dense, and incapable of ever learning anything as he. He's used to sycophants, and that's something the smart, educated people of Iran will never be. Ever.

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Slamtundra's avatar

Y'all are all really smart people. Can y'all explain to me why the fuck all of this shit is happening? I mean, like why trump, why everything is so goddamn fucked up, why so many people are seemingly ok with it, why the supreme court is ok with this, why my Jesus loving ex-inlaws who in person wouldn't think of hurting anyone no matter their color or country of origin love this shit? I could go on but you get it. It all makes me so fucking tired. Also, how do y'all deal with people at work who voted for this shit? I mean, you have the people who on the surface who seem like they're smart, caring people but who D up for these heinous shit sticks every move. We work in a place that's government funded, and they fret that we're going to lose our funding and our jobs and our mission is going to get sidelined and shut down, but this one guy was all, oh, the NSF is making these decisions (about cutting funding to our particular little corner of their money); why does this fool not understand that if this administration wasn't trying to fuck us and every other part of the civil service, that the NSF would be have had to prioritize, well, almost everything but us? We were looking at a 74 percent decrease in funding if the regime's budget request had been passed straight up. These assholes I work with presumably care about basic research (we're a bunch of engineers and techs who support science operations), becuse they're, you know, here, but I guess they really don't. WTF, yo?

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Tessie's avatar

It's a cult. He harms the people they hate, and that's all they care about.

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Zap's avatar

“ Can y'all explain to me why the fuck all of this shit is happening?”. Sure. Not enough Democrats showed up to vote.

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"M"'s avatar

That - 90 million to 70+ million for Donald and Kamala each (which, ugh) - plus the greed & racism

https://youtu.be/ZaFnbdlHGO8?si=YHJYRo_PDY3pZDyP

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blueicebank's avatar

And I thought that quantum theories were hard. I can't help.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

That Kool-Aid is a hell of a drug.

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What A Debacle's avatar

Soon to be Federal Holidays...

1- Liberation Day aka Tariff Day- everyone eats Chinese takeout

2- Obliteration Day aka Operation Midnight Hamberder Day- everyone eat McDonalds at midnight and babbles incoherently.

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What A Debacle's avatar

I've never heard anyone ask what would seem to be an obvious fucking question:

Why does Iran need ANY fucking uranium for ANY fucking purpose???

They are reported to have enough oil/gas reserves equal to 200+ times their current annual usage! They are #4 in the world for oil reserves. IN THE WORLD, CRAIG!

In addition, solar would seem to be pretty, pretty, pretty good in their neighborhood.

So, why not zero out their Uranium allowance, get their economy going and have a group hug in 10 years?

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Who the fuck burns oil for electricity?

All nations are allowed to have nuclear power.

If I was an Iranian, I'd rather hug a New York sewer rat than a US person. We've been fucking them over for decades.

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What A Debacle's avatar

I said oil/gas.

Call me cynical, but maybe Iran is just using civilian nuclear power as a smokescreen to build nuclear weapons? It is suspicious as hell, when we know nuclear power is expensive and Iran is drowning in cheap oil and gas.

I support your hugging preferences full stop.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

They still use nuclear energy despite all their oil reserves.

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RSKPDX's avatar

To keep countries like us and Israel from trying to constantly destroy them?

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What A Debacle's avatar

This whole mess is just one fun house mirror after another.

If Iran wants uranium "to keep countries like us and Israel from trying to constantly destroy them", then it is not for peaceful purposes. And realistically, the US could destroy them on any given afternoon even if they had 20 nuclear bombs.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

The US could destroy North Korea, which is much bigger more unstable than Iran, as well. But it won't because N. Korea has bombs.

The recent bombing ensures that Iran is going to work to get nuclear weapons, and it will eventually get them. Because PAB is a fucking idiot who exited the treaty that was, you know what, preventing Iran from enriching uranium.

But now Iran has been reminded, again, that the US can't be trusted. That the next president, or PAB later this week, can just pull out of the treaty and bomb them for absolutely no reason. That PAB breaks his word and changes his mind because he's a goddamn idiot.

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RSKPDX's avatar

The JCPOA was working just as it was intended. And they didn’t have any uranium until Poopy Baby ripped that agreement up

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RSKPDX's avatar

Are we not going to talk about his giant wattle? His hog jowls?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm waiting for the men in the administration to start getting the men's Mar-a-Lago face.

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What A Debacle's avatar

He's got a neck pussy that just wont quit.

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tehbaddr's avatar

HOLY SHITSNACKS! LOOK AT THAT PIC OF GRANDPA SICKFUCK!

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lordpnut's avatar

He's got his hand on his swamp ash fuckstick.

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Diane Bagues's avatar

Yep. Same playbook as they’ve done re: the bipartisan border deal. So Trump could come in and get all the credit for fixing it

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