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That's backwards, my good friend ;)

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Any dogs playing poker?

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Excuse me, but some of us like being patted down and wanded.

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They don't like Pizzerias either but that does not put Lil'Donnie at much risk who, as a New Yorker, should know how and where to eat pizza, but as Jon Stewart points out apparently not... http://www.cc.com/video-cli...

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Not that he isn't looking forward to kicking a black family out of their home, but he does have to wait a few more weeks.

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A bunch of Chinese are moving in... they must be construction guys, what with all the drills and wires and things.

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Making sure this guy uses the ladies' room, so they feel, you know, "comfortable."

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Delivery food? What (urp) delivery food?-Secret Service.

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HUEY LIBELZ!

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Need a catchy name like "Praetorian Guard."

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I hate that movie. For the Mickey Rooney character and the hatred of libraries.

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Where I'm from, those property prices are cheap

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Then why doesn't he move into a property in DC, where it would be much easier to protect him? Because he has no intention of moving into the White House, mark my words. In the meantime, the government's on the hook for this ridiculous boondoggle.

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Having seen it several times now, I'm pretty clear that the idea of Breakfast at Tiffany's is way better than the reality.

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She was. And apparently Capote had Marilyn in mind when he wrote it, so ...

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