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That had better be a very young raccoon.

A guy I knew tried to keep a raccoon as a pet.

Raccoons do not want to be domesticated and will claw you vigorously every day, forever to make their opinions known. After repeated slashings, the guy finally let the raccoon have its way.

I thought the raccoon showed much more common sense than that guy. And sooner.

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I think the US has already had more than its fair share of Trumps. Princess Sparklecooch can go sell ice to Eskimos.

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Gonna write a browser plugin to swap the words "outraged" with "triggered".

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I think syphilis was the #1 venereal disease at one point...

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Trump read? I've seen no evidence he can read, rite, or rithmatic.

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Somebody's going to have to clean that up sooner or later.

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I think it's a wholly good thing, although I am very curious about what happened to the laptop and computer that his business partner picked up from his home before the daughter found out. Probably EMPed by now. I'm also curious about more details about the daughter. Where'd you read that she was a shitty person? Not doubting you, just can't find anything when googling "Stephanie Hofeller is as bad as her father" and the like.

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LOADS of them. Apparently unless you agree with this killing you're a traitor according to some people on FB. {Waves to Glenglish.

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Riiiigght..Like Facebook has a rating and ranking by popularity. What an insecure little baby.

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Drug Blimpblob

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That's the problem, Mr. Hurt: the mango maggot is WAY too stupid to come up with any of this on his own.

The internet nazi is running the country by cellphone.

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That song is about male on male violence...performed by a lesbian.

Kink much?

Never a Lesley Gore fan.

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I could have sworn that was a Lesley Gore hit but it appears that I was confusing it with the very similar-sounding It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Neither song is a personal fave, to put it mildly, but My Boyfriend's Back is definitely shittier.

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Both are Lesley Gore hits...they both suck.

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Oh, I don’t know...remember, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent posed there with Dump.

Or maybe it’s a three-way tie for stupid?

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