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This whole story, about old men paying hush money to porn stars to hide adulterous affairs from voters by using a sleazy tabloid as the cover to launder it just has class written all over it. The fact that this fella is the gop’s darling and candidate AGAIN says so much about America and humans in general. And it taint good.

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I feel sad for McDougal. I’m trying harder these days not to judge people or say negative things about them. Except Trump, he’s always fair game for obvious reasons. But for any woman to accept being a secret mistress to someone as gross, inside and out, as Trump strongly suggests she’s a real space cadet. Because ewww. Stubby McFartPenis just is not a healthy choice.

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So Trump never actually paid to have those stories killed? Pecker did? Isn't that Trump's out?

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Is this headline printable here? Trump Lawyers Hammer Pecker During Cross-Examination Yes, Daily Beast, my second favorite news source. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-lawyers-hammer-david-pecker-during-cross-examination?ref=home

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They had to do all this, don't you see? Do you realize what could have happened? This country could have been in the hands of people who don't value family values.

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Well, I'm totally grossed out.

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David Kurtz at TPM on the Supremes selling out the country: https://morningmemo.talkingpointsmemo.com/p/rogue-supreme-court-abandons-democracy

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Why would anyone jump in bed with him, literally and figuratively?

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"she was nice, she always said my fungi-like member wasn't abnormally small, it just looked that way because my hands were so big"

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PAB is the most exhausting person in history.

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It doesn't get much worse than this:

https://www.rawstory.com/noem-dog/

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Apr 26Liked by Marcie Jones

"...There’s accounting for hush money, but no accounting for taste!"

Marcie- That is brilliant <golf clap>

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Ewww...Just ewww..How could ANYONE find DJT fuckable? I am so glad that I had already had my breakfast.

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1) This article is like a find-the-dick-jokes game; I enjoyed playing!

2) What bunch of fucking sleazes. I feel a bit sad for McDougal, though. For some reason, she cared about the vile fucker and thought it was mutual.

3) “Trump’s opened his weird wet little mouth to violate his gag order” is a bit of disgusting poetry! Certainly made *me* gag! Brava.

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Pecker suddenly recanting under cross; anyone surprised?

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