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Tosca's avatar

And then everyone clapped.

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Tosca's avatar

I've heard theories from "souvenirs" to "selling state secrets for money".

In an Australian interview last night, John "Moustache" Bolton inclined to the "souvenirs" end of the spectrum, because he doesn't credit Trump with sufficient brains to plan a coherent Treason.

But while it's quite possible Trump himself couldn't put together a plan, there were plenty of people around him who could. Jarrad's $2 billion windfall comes to mind.

We shall see.

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Tosca's avatar

Unfortunately his cult members will believe Hillary/Fauci/Obama/Biden/ Whothefuckknows has assassinated him. They'll believe it no matter how he dies, or how much evidence there is of it being natural causes. And who knows what they'll do.

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Tosca's avatar

Someone close to him knows. He's someone's useful idiot and (hopefully) fall guy.

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JCfromNC's avatar

That tweet I posted yesterday about the suit (the one where the filing is (probably) screwed up and lists it as pro se) said that parts of the suit sounded like it was written by Drumpf himself, just without the usual randomly capitalized words.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Thank you!

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runfastandwin's avatar

Garland apologists are on the clock. Goddammit

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Very cool and very legal.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

/\ Alla THAT! My friend the Legal Eagle who still lives in Iowa, texted me last evening and was slightly more incoherent than usual due to laughing her ass off. XD However, she too is heartily sick of the kid-glove handling of TFG and his many crimes;says it's unprecedented. And it is. :/

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popebuck1's avatar

It's true, all the best people are saying so. Trust me.

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fuflans's avatar

day late, but i think michael cohen is actually correct on this: he wanted them as insurance when the feds come knocking. 'if you press charges, i have 10 minions waiting to deploy this information.'

fits his narcosis for sure.

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Tsewang58's avatar

I thought we weren't allowed to say stuff like that. but... cool!

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malsperanza's avatar

Borderline. I am not advocating for anyone to speed up the process artificially.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Many people are saying!!!!11

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leemoder's avatar

Oh, he can still get people killed. We've seen that already.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Donnie has been able to fundraise millions off the FBI raid from his rubes, so his protestations seem a little disingenuous.

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