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Megan Macomber's avatar

Remember that 2024 video of Vought (not knowing he was being filmed) assuring his audience that Trump would indeed enact Project 2025? That Vought, belly straining his white shirt, contempt inflating his chins--that's the one you need to picture for this story.

Now shave him. I dare you. Reveal him for who he is. I have never in my life known a woman desperate enough to fuck THAT. Of course it's not the physical but the animating hatred and sociopathy that make him so repellent.

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D Witham's avatar

Hmmm … Christians and pussy? Well Vought must be very well aware of the head count of pedos. At least one a week, sometimes two or more.

Those poor brain Botox babes. Bad grandma.

wiles is the only safe woman there. Sick sick sick

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MartiniDude's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 “Not all singles want to mingle” is so true and has me ROTFL!!! 👍👍👍

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I Stedman's avatar

See also the minor detail that, if enticed into sex with a minor, I suspect Mar A Lago is riddled with hidden cameras - and a few short clips of that video sent to him along with remarks of "Wouldn't it be a shame if this leaked to the press?" might very much have been Trump's intention.

After all, just where did Jeffery Epstein's money really come from?

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kmblue187's avatar

The President is fond of meat markets...creating them and enjoying them.

He's the pig of all pigs, a disgrace to the office of the Presidency.

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Paytheline's avatar

Stud muffins like Russ don’t need a wingman. He’s like the guy in the old Hai Karate cologne commercial using martial arts to keep the ladies at bay. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvWJadIKNY&pp=ygUVaGFpIGthcmF0ZSBjb21tZXJjaWFs

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Vic's avatar

Imagine his charm, and conversational abilities, along with his character and education!

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

So who will take one for the team? Get in there, steal Russ’ heart, and then squash it so hard the whole empire collapses?

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Dear God. Imagine the young white bread republican geek who came up who with that ultra dorky "reaper" AI video. Imagine the clueless man baby bros who think it's an ultra 1337 sick burn troll on thu libs. Has Blue Oyster Cult sued yet?

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Goonemeritus's avatar

The problem Trump is having blaming the shut down on the Democrats is his production of videos like the one above. Pick a lane Donny!

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Noem as Snow Queen is a bit on the nose

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Matt Rudow's avatar

We’ll need many, many books from future historians to explain this era, and several volumes will need to be on MAGA’s love affair with AI slop. You can’t get your kids to talk to you, let alone pose for you, we get that, but they use it *so much*.

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Tiffany in Houston's avatar

Don't forget about Hope Hicks from his first term. She wasn't qualified for a damn thing when she worked in the White House back then and then had the audacity to cry when she was called to testify in his NY falsified documents case, presumably because she didn't want to paint him in a bad light while still not committing perjury.

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Philip Martin's avatar

JFC, who knows what the fuck you'd catch off the silicone skanks at Mar-a-lardarse

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Collagen resistant Staph

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Mommadillo's avatar

Russ probably likes them younger than Trump does. Would certainly be true to form for those in positions of Christian leadership.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

This is a case of christian nationalists using people they dislike for their own means. Hate to admit this but that's a cynical GenX move. Why are political Xers so straight edge?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Pussy, pussy everywhere and not a drop on me!"

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