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Selling millions of people of color goes with Trump's prior actions of:1. Praising slavery/segregation enthusiasts as "very fine people"2. Trying to kill off the population of Puerto Rico through abject neglect3. His support of prevalent Civil War Last Place trophies scattered throughout the nation

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It's a tragedy more people don't remember or know about the Central Park 5. Trump hates Puerto Rico, has tried to hurt Puerto Ricans, and has never hesitated to admit it. That alone should be grounds for his removal. Perhaps if he knew the name means 'Rich Port' he might back off a little.

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It's been suggested that the song "Baby Shark" harmonically opened a portal to Hell, and trump oozed out.

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Yeah, like his hands. Look! My hands can't cover it!

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Exactly. Fuck these Repuke bastards and their lifeboat building.

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Yeah WTF is up with that nonsense anyways?

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I have an ASP I'd like to introduce him to.

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As far as I can tell it's to encourage people to register their boats in America instead of another country so they can get the sweet sweet registration fees ... and also require inspections and safety gear and stuff. Honestly if it only applied to continental USA it wouldn't be that bad, but as it stands it completely screws over Puerto Rico and especially Hawaii.

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Better late, even terribly late, than never.

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try Labrador. You can drive/boat in many places, gorgeous place, people are a hoot. Lotsa summer flies tho.

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So a show of hands, please. Who in Florida and New York is working to re-register the tens of thousands of Puerto Ricans who relocated there after the hurricanes?

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I grew up with a Disney obsessed mother and a host of ice hockey playing step and half brothers. Exposure to those movies was inevitable.

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He's "said to be a real stiff," sez the 74 yr. old guy with dyed orange hair, the frozen rictus of a smile doing the adolescent "thumbs up."

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“So it was after he said these terrible things about Puerto Rico that you decided to leave...”

“No, no not yet there was more terrible coming and I just couldn’t miss it.”

“???”

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“Help! Help! The leopard just ate my face off!”

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How long has it been since being called a stiff was a thing? I am closer to 60 than 50 and I have never heard that used outside of a film noir.

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