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๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆโ€™๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜บ, โ€œ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ!โ€ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ โ€œ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ-๐˜ˆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏโ€ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ.

Colbert (2016): โ€œWell, it shocked some people, but Trump did say he was going to start acting presidential, and 'Look at my African-American' does sound like something Thomas Jefferson might've said.โ€

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. La plus รงa change ....

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Change is what the meme chose? :D

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Melissa's avatar

Do the doofuses who worship the shit for brains, anus mouthed psychopath not realize that if Joe wanted him taken out, he'd be gone. Over, done, finito. We're not the solve everything with violence crew. They are. heart emoji

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Once we get the skinny on what Biden can order SEAL Team 6 to do, they can all stfu.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

I am not sure the difference here.

1. Wishing him dead.

2. Wishing he were dead.

3. Wishing he had never been born.

All probably a banhammerable but I really think he doesn't deserve to continue to wreak his brand of HATE any longer.

He is absolutely despicable.

*note: he can yelp and lie that Biden tried to assassinate him. I can wish that there was, at least, a discussion on a plan on the topic.

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Marla's avatar

I'm studying French right now. Rest assured, there's a tense in French that covers all of these and more. This language makes me want to tear my hair out. Plus-que-parfait, my hind parts!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Want more good news? Of course you do. Nikki Haley just endorsed that turd with ears. Sheโ€™s got no more spine that an earthworm.

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meh's avatar

Like she was ever going to not do so.

Current rethugs lack any vestige of a backbone.

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John Gear's avatar

Great look at Indiana by Tim Egan:

A Fever in the Heartland: The Ku Klux Klan's Plot to Take Over America, and the Woman Who Stopped Them

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PropellerVigo's avatar

"Or maybe heโ€™ll just magically be able to keep his insolent fucking mouth shut about that judge,"

I read that as "insolvent."

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BecomingJenn's avatar

I'm here instead of the kid and the tears of rage I'll have and the morgue dreams will be more vivid than this morning. Yeah, Fork humans, WT actual F?

I mean we can go to the moon FFS, but we can't find ways to stop/prevent humans from being absolute shits to one another in predictable AF ways (see Vonshitzinpantz article above).

So I'm here cuz this pain is better than what my body is giving me and that other article. Just started looking as home alone today and not feeling so great. (feels as every forking cells is in pain, I know what's causing it but help can't come till next week thanks to insurance keeping me in absolute pain for a week because they wanted to save money and increase my dosing schedule based on monetary decisions NOT clinical as my clinicians MD's prescribed) Yeah that kind of day

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Zyxomma's avatar

You are surrounded by the light of healing, which light penetrates and permeates the hearts, minds, and hands of all entrusted with your care.

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suziq's avatar

Holy shit-so sorry! Please hang in there until next week or really until forever. It WILL. get better. If it gets worse before it gets better keep remembering that at some point it will get better. And call whoever you need to if you get to where it is too much.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'm sorry...feel better and fuck the insurance companies to the Sun!

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IAmArlo's avatar

They hate me just because I persecute them - so unfair!

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Anaid's avatar

Ugh, where's that useless gag order? How is this not a violation?! Blergh.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

For the record, Merchan is precisely the kind of person that Trump and Miller plan to de-naturalize and deport.

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diogenez's avatar

I bet Trump saw Archie Bunker as a role model.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

A. Archie Bunker Libelz1

2. TFG was never curious enough to watch a show like 'AITF' or smart enough to understand it.... "You don't know ANYONE as stupid as DT....you DON'T....." Annie Lebovitz

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diogenez's avatar

No libel - just an observation that irony is almost certainly lost on TFG.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ooh look! I get to be both pedantic and selfless, because I'm doing this for someone else, not myself.

That's from Fran Lebowitz.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Did I quote the wrong person here? My bad....

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've actually done that one myself, which is probably the only reason I can catch it now.

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Emil Muz's avatar

Shit, it was set in Queens. It was probably like a documentary to Trump

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I hear there was a documentary about Trump at Cannes. It got a standing ovation.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

I've been to Columbia Station, Ohio, and I can't stand TFG.

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Emil Muz's avatar

On purpose?

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Tecolote's avatar

That PAB is playing the race card now, after the trial is almost over, clearly shows that his decomposing nioggin is misfiring, bigly. In the old days, he would have slapped that card down when this all began. Sad.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I want to see the artist's rendering of Donnie when he discovers that he actually hasn't been getting away with his gag order violations.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

It must be true. I'm not Colombian, never been there, but I've been to British Columbia and Columbia in the California foothills, and I hate tfg viscerally.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I've had Colombian coffee, and I too find that man (shaped thing) revolting.

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Bored nuke's avatar

as a man I would like to protest against calling it a man shaped thing. my shape is nothing like a rotting pear of rascism..much closer to a pentagram.

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Rags's avatar

I have a columbine in my yard. Does that count?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

It all adds up...this is just science!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I am honestly surprised that it took him so long to throw the ethnic prejudice at the judge. He's a racist and eventually it comes out. It's his default hatred. His supporters don't like him because he's a rich guy. They like him because he is an Archiebunker from Queens and he's as moronic as they are.

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