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I like your avatar....I'd follow you, but obviously I can't. Very handsome cat.

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https://www.youtube.com/wat...Timewarp to Feds teargassing The Orange One out of the Private Residence.

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He can tweet all those things, but state governments don't answer to him, he doesn't have enough federal agents loyal to him to make much of a presence in the cities, and of course detaining 200 million people would require some massive construction.

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Woody Johnson, Donald's loathsome, contemptible, fully odious ambassador to Great Britain, who is at the heart of this whole ugly affair about the Open (God, what an awful man he is) is somehow related through some decree of uncleship or second this or thatship to Jamie Johnson, who may or may not be a good person (better than old Woody, that's for sure).

Jamie, back in 2003, as he neared his 21st birthday, when he would come into a fairly hefty inheritance, made a fascinating, almost hypnotic documentary about trust fund brats. Called Born Rich, it was co-produced by a man named Bingo Gubelman, and that alone is reason enough to love it.

One of his subjects, among other heirs and princelings, Ivanka Trump, who was just as godawful then as she is today, although with different spare parts than the ones she has now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Anyhow, not all insanely wealthy heirs to the Johnson and Johnson fortune are as completely lacking in any redeeming qualities whatever as the current ambassador to Great Britain, who is a malignant man, racist, sexist, cruel, corrupt, and an all around putz.

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that was the same outfit I wanted to wear to the next anti mask protest

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I would like to think that somewhere in the UK a lowly secretary got her ass pinched by woody johnson, and at the next press event with him, her handsome boss stood up to him and told him the UK will not be bullied. and I hope that boss looks like hugh grant

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And now you can see the Jets' QB shilling a Medicare supplement plan on TV. You know how they're trying to help seniors "during these trying times", (Dear God, I wish I'd trademarked that phrase!),like they are helping him. Sure! Like Joe Namath is dependent on Medicare.

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"Hang on, America, just 182 more days eons!"

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... and not Hugh Jass, who Bart Simpson was seeking when he called Moe's that time.

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I have NEVER hated a living human being as much as I hate Trump, and there are many evil people in my life that I absolutely loathe.

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That's to the inauguration, right?

Isn't it fewer to Election Night?

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Yes, but even if we get to uncork some champagne on Election Night we will still have to bite our nails for two and a half months. What's the worst that can happen between the election and inauguration? Well, 1860-61 seven states quit and started arming against the incoming administration, and 1932-33 the entire banking system shut down.

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"Amanda Hugandkiss! I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Hugandkiss?""Maybe your standards are too high."

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That's one of the reasons he's so desperate to stay in office.

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Trump just denied he ever talked to Johnson ever ever ever...so you know he did.

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No worries, my comment was a cry in the dark.

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