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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The only downside to the whole thing was that Secretary of State Henry Kissinger had to instruct the Joint Chiefs not to transmit any launch orders without first checking with him.

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gingerwentworth's avatar

He sounded more composed than usual though.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Reminds me of that Wes Bentley line in American Beauty…”What a sad old man you are.”

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

all I can think of is Grumpy Cat saying "GOOD!"

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

It would almost be "nicer" if he drank, or at least make more sense. I don't think he does drink, but am ready to full heartedly believe the Adderall-snorting stories. But I suspect all of this bizarre mess he Truths Out is simply the product of a deeply twisted brain (and honestly, the product of early childhood trauma, but too late to fix that one at this point). Who knows, maybe the Adderall improves things, and he'd be even worse without it.

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Amelia ZC's avatar

OMG, Kissinger. I had to shelve a new-ish book by him yesterday and was like, REALLY? Who is reading this fossil? Having said that, Eric Idle's song of the same title is pretty neat :))

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Anna Rompage's avatar

“Merry Christmas From Trump, Who Took Breaks From Family Time To Write These Blubbering Internet Comments”

To be fair, if I had Don’s insufferable family, I’d spend the holidays drunk, high, & distracted as possible

Though I’m sure his family feels the same way about him…

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

“Cry more.”

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

Vladimir Putin?

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

That wouldn’t stop them.

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satch's avatar

After you've done ALL CAPS, you have nowhere left to go...

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GOFANI👁️👁️✅🇺🇸's avatar

BREAKINGIrrelevant blowhard still topping the news cycle with meaningless BS

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Adderall. doesn't take away from the initial observation. he's a devolving substance abuser.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It is pretty impressive when you consider he's surrounded by nothing but fourth stringers now.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

oh no! not the Radical Left Marxists!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I bet Christmas at Mar-a-Lago is like a Hallmark Christmas movie.

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